Some Cock got me arrested

I just got out. I heard he is around here. Fucking weirdo wants to be me or some such shit. He keeps calling my folks pretending to be me while I was locked up.

He somehow got me locked up on fraud charges. I can't say more than that right now.
I have a lot of catching up to do
All I want to know is if he wore the purple silk pillow case over his head along with the funny wizzard costume?
 
Cop footage of OP’s arrest
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