Snek survives in jar for a year then bites man

[quickfeet]

Man Says Snake Survived in Sealed Jar for a Year, Bit Him When He Opened It

Wolfgang Wüster, a reader in zoology and herpetology at Bangor University, told Newsweek that the man's claims are "biologically impossible."

www.newsweek.com

 

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Opened up a termite bait station yesterday and found a snake inside. Was a garter snake but nonetheless a snake. Over the years I have found snakes, black widow spiders, scorpions and feeding rats and more inside these and rodent bait stations. A couple of months ago the black maintenance man for a very wealthy client saw me open a rodent box and a rat was feeding inside. This man turned "white" and took off like a rocket.

 

[quickfeet]

Opened up a termite bait station yesterday and found a snake inside. Was a garter snake but nonetheless a snake. Over the years I have found snakes, black widow spiders, scorpions and feeding rats and more inside these and rodent bait stations. A couple of months ago the black maintenance man for a very wealthy client saw me open a rodent box and a rat was feeding inside. This man turned "white" and took off like a rocket.

For a brief moment, that man knew what true privilege was like

 

[imprimis]

The man is a really nice person. Funny man. But, he leaves the pool area when I come by to open those boxes up.

 

[sanction]

Man Says Snake Survived in Sealed Jar for a Year, Bit Him When He Opened It

Wolfgang Wüster, a reader in zoology and herpetology at Bangor University, told Newsweek that the man's claims are "biologically impossible."

www.newsweek.com

This is testament as to how long a PAWG fart will remain active in a jar.

@Oler Ted

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

 

[Rebarcock.]

Man Says Snake Survived in Sealed Jar for a Year, Bit Him When He Opened It

Wolfgang Wüster, a reader in zoology and herpetology at Bangor University, told Newsweek that the man's claims are "biologically impossible."

www.newsweek.com

I bet the snake got laid more than the finder

 

[BurntJ]

Man Says Snake Survived in Sealed Jar for a Year, Bit Him When He Opened It

Wolfgang Wüster, a reader in zoology and herpetology at Bangor University, told Newsweek that the man's claims are "biologically impossible."

www.newsweek.com

 

[quickfeet]

I'm good with sneks, spiders on the other hand...

 

[LGatorsTN]

This is testament as to how long a PAWG fart will remain active in a jar.

@Oler Ted

My 3 roommates and I in college farted in a jar for 3 years and we had a party the night before graduation and had a ceremonial lighting of the jar figuring it would be like methane. Nothing happened but, it did smell really bad (or good for us)