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Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).
Smell those farts to extend your life
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I am a champion crop duster. I feel guilty sometimes because after I’ve dusted accounting they always blame the same old
Lady in accounting. I asked how they always know it’s her and they said she take cholesterol meds and it happens 3-4 times a day. I think she’d be number one on the list if layoffs ever happen.
Lady in accounting. I asked how they always know it’s her and they said she take cholesterol meds and it happens 3-4 times a day. I think she’d be number one on the list if layoffs ever happen.
@quickfeet feel so bad for your office mate
I used to work in some nice restaurants when i was younger. I drank a good bit so beer farts were normal. Me and this dude from WV would do drive bys on tables and let each other know prior so we could watch their expressions. Good times
Doctor: You have stage 4 lung cancer. You have a choice in your treatment. You can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars, endure massive pain and physical discomfort, maybe even surgery, or, bend down and smell my asshole. Do you prefer pinto beans or broccoli?
Maybe OBiden was sniffing his dog's asshole when he broke his foot.
LOL @quickfeet - that's the best damn answer in the universe. Carry on my wayward son!
Thank you kind sir. Let me know if you need help improving your health as well
