Well its STARTED as MASTER LEVEL TROLLING.....something this POS OhPEED doesn't know shit about.
Buddy got DUI and lawyer recommend classes I decide to go to. I give me speech which starts with all my "regrets" in life.... they were really realed in. Then I mention my parents and the morals and values the instilled while "become" broken up about the disappointment i have caused them. This leads to My Fathers MOTO....nothing in life is unattainable as long as you "NEVER QUIT". So out loud I then have an internal struggle about continuing to disappoint dad. I literally have people tearing up when BAM.....Out loud I come to the decision that I can't quit BUT ITS TOTALLY FINE AS DAD WOULD LOVE DRUNK NON QUITTER ME. They give a break after my speech and pull me aside to Kindy Invite me to leave.
My buddy goes NEXT and starts to tell his REAL STORY, he tells them he works for Sweetwater Brewery doing sales. They stop him and BOOT him too. He ended up having to drive like 30 mins OTP to go to meeting.
(My situation totally felt like the Office Space Therapist session. I literally explained to them on the way out the door that "They were supposed to be the place to help me face my demons and if they were turning me away there was a special place in hell for them.......and said I'll see you there, I'll bring the Alcohol as they were closing the doors.)