Self surgery storeys i know we got them AMA

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I've cut off some edges on my square head so now it is round

 

[d-tiger45]

I was trimming my pubes once and a razor couldn’t get the job done so I tried to use nose hair scissors and clipped my ball sack.

I used a stiptic pen and some gauze and tape to get the bleeding stopped so j could watch a Jenna Jameson video and “hand”le business

 

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I've lived through so many injuries i

I normally start w age but answer any crazy shit ya got in here if I'm tagged

 

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I was trimming my pubes once and a razor couldn’t get the job done so I tried to use nose hair scissors and clipped my ball sack.

I used a stiptic pen and some gauze and tape to get the bleeding stopped so j could watch a Jenna Jameson video and “hand”le business

No Sir you got a proper handle on your shit. Go forth and be blessed Ninja

 

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d- tiger45 is a prickly feller huh

 

[TJHall1]

I had my vet brother in law fix this up for me.

 

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I had my vet brother in law fix this up for me.

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That will be a beautiful scar/story. Lie and say a shark bit that and your dick. Then show your dick and say just kidding

 

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You got real close. I'm working on pics. I delete stuff that hurts

 

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This is a storey thread

The worst pain ever was my compound fracture of my femur. But I was young. But I was small. I got hurt. I got healed.

Then I got hurt a bunch more

 

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Poop Stained Redneckers.


Guess I'm gonna try and find that weird moon tonight. Lunar eclipse can be seen from Missouri. Where I am I am off the path but anyone in middle Atlantic area eyes open. I know I won't see it. I'm just here to hear Storeys

 

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Ok
As Elon says "I gonna sleep "

 

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GOODNIGHT

 

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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

 

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Anyone got a government issued crack device. That'd be a new one

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

I had my vet brother in law fix this up for me.

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How’d that happen? Sheesh.

 

[TJHall1]

How’d that happen? Sheesh.

Hand grinder while cutting dog doors into my parent's Morton building.

 

[Jtrain80]

I was trimming my pubes once and a razor couldn’t get the job done so I tried to use nose hair scissors and clipped my ball sack.

I used a stiptic pen and some gauze and tape to get the bleeding stopped so j could watch a Jenna Jameson video and “hand”le business

I caught the loose skin in a pair of shears while manscaping. Ouch.

 

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Hand grinder while cutting dog doors into my parent's Morton building.

I've had to get my left eye drilled out 2x.
Yourbwound like that in a steel shop means a Stainless steel bush and Xrays to extract every foreign body. Itll toughen you up.

 

[GarnetPild]

I've had plenty of injuries...broken bones, stitches, etc. Only thing I ever fixed myself was dislocations. Once was just a pinky toe, but the other time was my shoulder. That was pretty painful, but doing it myself beat the hell out of half the night in the ER.

 

[TJHall1]

In college I got a toothpick shoved in between 2 of my toes. It was in deep, prolly 2/3 of the the toothpick, and a couple of the guys I lived with tried to pull it out with pliers but it wouldn't budge. Went to the hospital to have it removed. I guess this was a failure for this thread.

 

[d-tiger45]

Guy I played ball with had 3 fingers on his throwing hand . Thumb, birdie, ring finger.

WAs making homemade hamburger at a butchering and he pushed his hand down to press the meat thru the grinder. It sucked his hand in. They had to hand crack reverse the machine to get his “hand” out.

Dude lost tow fingers but could throw the shit out of a baseball after. His ball had natural break on it

 

[TJHall1]

Guy I played ball with had 3 fingers on his throwing hand . Thumb, birdie, ring finger.

WAs making homemade hamburger at a butchering and he pushed his hand down to press the meat thru the grinder. It sucked his hand in. They had to hand crack reverse the machine to get his “hand” out.

Dude lost tow fingers but could throw the shit out of a baseball after. His ball had natural break on it

So he had 3 fingers and then got his hand sucked into a meat grinder??? Fuuuck!

J/k, Jim Abbott did well playing ball without an entire hand.

 

[Belezabro]

Had a cyst on the side of my chin. Tried to open it with a needle and it swelled to the size of a golf ball. It was late at night so GF took me to ER. Doc sliced it open. All sorts of glorious gunk flowed.