So when the woke army of pronouns fails and we are drafted our choices are:
1. March on Russia, I am sure in winter, ( since our compromised leaders want us to fail) along the same path that Napoleon and Hitler attempted ultimately Tom suffer the same fate against snd enemy Has the same goals as I am led by the henchman Satan.
2. Defend the woke California coast against wave upon wave of Chinese soldiers, (How many of them arrived without guns and gained them by killing American soldiers with their own guns when they tried to surrender because instead of training how to kill they were trained how to respect men in dresses, and don’t understand It doesn’t matter black, white, straight, gay, or believe in socialism it doesn’t matter to the red army in their eyes an American is an American. American is an American, And don’t care if you voted for Ronald Reagan, for cheered the changes Disney made to the racially insensitive movies. I don’t care who’s orifice you put your penis, or if you like electric car cars but not Teslas or drive four-wheel-drive and hate Fords. In the end they see us as we should see each other, the same.
Fuck that. I’m going to stay here in Texas, and stand side-by-side with those who were burnt orange, justify rape because football is important, and even those fucking clown shows fags in college Station. We might hit each other but we’re all Texans, And will put our differences aside for our love of Texas, and stand shoulder to shoulder with each other to defend our homeland, or die trying. I know many of our states hero’s hailed from other states, we encourage all those with the same principles to do as their forefathers come to Texas.
Hell, I will even put that gay palmetto sticker from South Carolina on my helmet and stand at Shamrock, El Paso, Texarkana, or Brownsville with those who believe in their right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness, justice for all, and that all men are created equal. Here we will defend this land that Washington and Adams envisioned, Jackson, Grant, Scott expanded and protected, and Patton and Eisenhower tried to give to the world.
Just give me the flying nun the rest of you can have whoever the hell the first woman is, the communist and the forgettable laughin star. 
