Uncle Muscles
Elite
What kind of settlement would it take for you to have your asshole raped raw. You can’t know when it’s gonna happen, and you have to assume it’s completely against your will. Otherwise you would just be a whore
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Prince Andrew thread got me thinkin, what is your price
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I am not rich so couldn't pay a whole lot
Uncle Muscles
Elite
Lmao damn dude that’s funny. Wasn’t expecting that answer. I was expecting a bunch of high and might posters coming in to defend the sanctity of their asshole
Uncle Muscles
Elite
I’m thinking $50k
TJHall1
Legendary
How big is he?
Uncle Muscles
Elite
Average
Here is what the internet says:
What’s the average penis size?
Not nearly as big as many people think it is!A 2020 review of research on penis size found that the average length of an erect penis is between 5.1 inches and 5.5 inches. Factoring in volunteer bias, the researchers believe that the average falls closer to the lower end of that range.
Are we talking my version of average or every woman I have ever slept with version of average?
Uncle Muscles
Elite
I edited the post above for more info. it was kind of a relief when I found that. Not for the raping, but for me personally
Gotta be 10 times that
Am I the only one here that has never tried measuring their unit?
TJHall1
Legendary
Better whip out the tape measure and report back. We need cold shower, warm shower, and then hard as a rock
it's like asking the ole lady her number..... I just don't really want to know.
TJHall1
Legendary
I've measured length and girth.
Don't worry it may not be long but it sure is skinny
TJHall1
Legendary
I measured mine for a cock ring.
Rube Reaper
Elite
This is one of my most frequent fantasies!
Uncle Muscles
Elite
My anal rape thread turned into a cock measuring contest. Typical
BigBucnNole
Elite
Tax status?
My poop chute is one-way fella.
Well I mean both seem relevant
