Pog mo thoin

More Scottish than Irish, but I dated an Irish girl once. I bought her a potato once.
Most Irish lasses that I know (my Queen included) love their taters. Making parsley buttered potatoes to go with the corned beef, cabbage, and carrots. The key to good cabbage and carrots is to take the liquid from the roasting pan and put it in the boiling pot for the veg. Flavor galore.
 
Insert reference to a.) touching your meat, b.) inserting your meat into my mouth, c.) massaging your meat, d.) your meat rearranging my guts (didn't think about that one earlier...good tie back to me inevitably eating too much and shitting my pants), e.) staring lovingly at your meat, f.) showing my wife how tender and moist your meat is, g.) me holding a gun to my head while crying after my wife said that your meat looks so much better than mine...yadda yadda
 
Insert reference to a.) touching your meat, b.) inserting your meat into my mouth, c.) massaging your meat, d.) your meat rearranging my guts (didn't think about that one earlier...good tie back to me inevitably eating too much and shitting my pants), e.) staring lovingly at your meat, f.) showing my wife how tender and moist your meat is, g.) me holding a gun to my head while crying after my wife said that your meat looks so much better than mine...yadda yadda
You forgot his meat somehow touched by his magic sauce.
 

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