Official apology thread

[quickfeet]

Say your sorry for every mean thing you’ve said about Asians. We used to play this game called slant eye when I was in high school. Whenever you see an Asian person you would yell slant eye and punch the person next to you.

So sorry.

Asian lives are now the most important lives in this country. This may cause some pity envy with the African American community, but they will just need to learn that Asian Lives Matter.

 

[quickfeet]

I also just blamed an Asian for wrecking that boat in the Suez Canal in another thread. I’m sorry

 

[TJHall1]

I've never had sex with an Asian. I'd really like to, but I'm sorry I haven't.

 

[sbisteve]

I guess I’m sorry for saying something about me Chinese, me play trick, me pee pee in your coke or something like that. Anyways I think we all played that one. Just kidding, I’m not sorry it was fun.

 

[GarnetPild]

I also just blamed an Asian for wrecking that boat in the Suez Canal in another thread. I’m sorry

Lmao...was about to point that out.

 

[Chris Farley]

The Karate Kid should be cancelled for Kreese calling Mr Miyagi a slope.

 

[BTAvenger]

I am (not) sorry that I laughed heartily after hearing Andrew Dice Clay say (when referring to Asians) “you can blindfold these people with fucking dental floss!”

 

[22*43*51]

I once had fun playing Chinese checkers, and got stuck in a set of Chinese finger-cuffs.

Sorry for appropriating yore culture.

 

[Mmal7777]

I masturbate rigorously to Asian tentacle porn and for that I’m sorry.


To my dick for the beating it gets.

 

[Edgehollow]

I'm sorry Asians just don't do it for me, sexually. You'd think a race that's used to small penises would be right up my alley, but alas....

 

[Sgfeer]

I've never had sex with an Asian. I'd really like to, but I'm sorry I haven't.

you really should scratch that itch...

 

[Juro]

I’m sorry Asian women didn’t get better driver awareness skills.

 

[Hoppo]

16 years ago I got a handy from an Asian masseuse at a jack shack on W 30th St. I feel like I undertipped her for her fine work, still feel kinda bad about it. I hope the AAPI community will accept my apology.

 

[TJHall1]

you really should scratch that itch...

I'll DM you my address if you wanna mail me one.

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

I think you’re good. To be honest, I thank Asians... Without them, we wouldn’t have a wide screen POV.

J/k. But...

 

[TheGratefulReb]

I aporogize

 

[d-tiger45]

I drink vodka heavily and watch LPGA golf Friday and Saturday afternoons and beat it rigorously to Asian lady golfers.
ZFG

 

[Red'75™]

I drink vodka heavily and watch LPGA golf Friday and Saturday afternoons and beat it rigorously to Asian lady golfers.
ZFG

Now, when you say rigorously, do you mean with sheer and unabated fervor or just, kinda fast?

 

[Cooper]

I laughed heartily during the Gilligans Island episode where the lost Japanese sailor calls Ginger and Mary Ann “very good rooking.”

I’m sorry.