No humble brags allowed

[quickfeet]

My youngest son is going into his junior year of high school. He just received his first D1 basketball scholarship offer this morning. Needless to say we are fired up.

Where is he ranked on rivals ( intended )

 

[120north]

My boy leaves for college in a couple of weeks. He will be attending Colgate to play football. 6'-5" DE being converted to TE. Summer workouts are getting underway with camp starting Aug 5. Their first game is at Stanford. Looking forward to seeing some meaningful college football this fall. Pretty proud of him for leveraging football to get a good education.

 

[BT Avenger]

Where is he ranked on rivals ( intended )

He isn’t ranked as of yet. I could be wrong but I think they only have ranked out to 125 thus far. If he goes out and plays well in the EYBL session in Kansas City next weekend and in the peach jam hopefully that would change.

 

[Phillip McKraken]

My four year old son clogged the toilet today with a massive dump.

 

[champsballs]

My 7yr old is turning into a beast. He’s always been the biggest tallest kid in his grade and the one above him. Baseball was too easy for him with the 8yr olds he didn’t give up a single hit pitching so we tried the 10yr old league and he struggled at first but finally figured it out. He struck out his first at bat got really mad and since then he crowds the plate like a little asshole and gets hit almost every time and only rubbed it once when he took one off the tailbone. If his temper gets as bad as me and my sister he’s going to kill someone.
Also started doing a swim team league thing and by the 3rd meet he’s got records for butterfly and breaststroke and he’s one of youngest in 8yr old division. He will get the other strokes records the next few meets and he hasn’t even learned how to dive yet. He tries to go off the blocks like the big kids but splashes into the water like dog it’s hilarious

 

[REMESSIS]

My wife told my 5-year old daughter to pick up her mess on the kitchen table. My daughter looked her dead in the face and said “you wanna fight about it communist?” I got my ass chewed but it was glorious.

 

[Viking]

 

[BTAvenger]

My oldest is in the middle of hell week at VMI. We got to talk to him last night for five minutes. He said it sucks which is predictable but it’s fine. A couple kids of already quit because it was too hard. I told him they’ve had decades upon decades to perfect the art of making hell week suck so just win the day and move on to the next. He sounded good. His basketball coaches are allowed to be in the area and observe some of the shit they do and he’s had a chance to talk to them some. That has helped. Here are the before and after photos from Saturday when we dropped him off.

 

[ChicagoFats]

My oldest is in the middle of hell week at VMI. We got to talk to him last night for five minutes. He said it sucks which is predictable but it’s fine. A couple kids of already quit because it was too hard. I told him they’ve had decades upon decades to perfect the art of making hell week suck so just win the day and move on to the next. He sounded good. His basketball coaches are allowed to be in the area and observe some of the shit they do and he’s had a chance to talk to them some. That has helped. Here are the before and after photos from Saturday when we dropped him off.View attachment 129134

The military colleges aren't for me, however, they will turn him into a man real quick. If he can make it through it will be a great accomplishment and serve him well!