New Jurassic park movie

[TJHall1]

Is even dumber than the last one. Just terrible.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I figured. I hope Top Gun destroys it.

 

[Oler Ted]

Can you stream these movies? I feel like I’ve heard people watching them from home

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Can you stream these movies? I feel like I’ve heard people watching them from home

Nodda. Gotta go old school. Go enjoy some popcorn and a giant bourbon and Coke.

 

[TJHall1]

Can you stream these movies? I feel like I’ve heard people watching them from home

Yup. I won't go to a theater and give money to them hollywood fuck bags. Been prolly 5 years since I wasted money on that.

Also I don't have to listen to 200 other jackasses sitting around me.

 

[TJHall1]

Nodda. Gotta go old school. Go enjoy some popcorn and a giant bourbon and Coke.

That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??

 

[skramer100]

That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??

Link?

 

[TJHall1]

Link?

That's against the law.

 

[Oler Ted]

That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??

What service?

 

[TJHall1]

What service?

 

[Oler Ted]

Pirates of the Caribbean?

Edit- I get it now

 

[TJHall1]

Pirates of the Caribbean?

Edit- I get it now

Believe me, you don't want to watch this shit anyways.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??

You have IMAX visual capabilities in your house? Color me impressed.

 

[TJHall1]

You have IMAX visual capabilities in your house? Color me impressed.

Ya, I don't give a shit about any imax bullshit. Id rather watch it in my living room with booze and snacks and without the 200 tool bags sitting around me ooohing and awwwing at dumb shit. Also I'm not donating money to all the fags in Hollywood as you are.

But you're someone who'd go see a movie in theaters 2 or 3 times in a week. To me that's just fuckin weird, but after reading how obsessed you are with tom cruise I'm not surprised. You do you. I'll continue to not go to movie theaters.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Ya, I don't give a shit about any imax bullshit. Id rather watch it in my living room with booze and snacks and without the 200 tool bags sitting around me ooohing and awwwing at dumb shit. Also I'm not donating money to all the fags in Hollywood as you are.

But you're someone who'd go see a movie in theaters 2 or 3 times in a week. To me that's just fuckin weird, but after reading how obsessed you are with tom cruise I'm not surprised. You do you. I'll continue to not go to movie theaters.

I will never deny that I’m a weirdo. Most skydivers are.

 

[TJHall1]

I will never deny that I’m a weirdo. Most skydivers are.

Did you ever see the video of the old lady sky divers getting thrown out of the plane?

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Did you ever see the video of the old lady sky divers getting thrown out of the plane?

No but I took a naked one out of a plane once.

 

[TJHall1]

No but I took a naked one out of a plane once.

I'll see if I can find it. It's pretty funny, but I'm guessing necessary, as those old hags prolly would have a hard time getting themselves a good enough jump out the plane.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I'll see if I can find it. It's pretty funny, but I'm guessing necessary, as those old hags prolly would have a hard time getting themselves a good enough jump out the plane.

My lady was 82 and needed to check something off of her list. Weirdest jump ever. Still on her Christmas card list.

 

[TheNJNole]

I figured. I hope Top Gun destroys it.

How's the foot?

What about tMB these days.....

 

[RJ2kWJ]

How's the foot?

What about tMB these days.....

Foot?

Great question. How is tMB these days?

 

[TheNJNole]

Foot?

Great question. How is tMB these days?

Was permabanned for the millionth time 2 mos ago
RIp

 

[Deleted member 2886]

@Oler Ted
[solarmovies.one]
Watching it rn.
*Heads up though, it's not the greatest quality.

 

[TJHall1]

Was permabanned for the millionth time 2 mos ago
RIp

You clearly have no idea what permabanned means. Smh.

 

[TheNJNole]

You clearly have no idea what permabanned means. Smh.

Dude.... I've had like 10 different accounts over the years.

Am I gonna have to put your head back into the toilet bowl and flush it again.....

 

[TJHall1]

Dude.... I've had like 10 different accounts over the years.

Am I gonna have to put your head back into the toilet bowl and flush it again.....

How pathetic.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I’m in the movie now and this Is fucking god awful. Michael has to be rolling over in his grave. This is terrible on every level.

 

[TJHall1]

I’m in the movie now and this Is fucking god awful. Michael has to be rolling over in his grave. This is terrible on every level.

 

[TJHall1]

I’m in the movie now and this Is fucking god awful. Michael has to be rolling over in his grave. This is terrible on every level.

What's even funnier is that you prolly spend 40 bucks between your ticket, popcorn, drink, gas to watch that bullshit.

I spent whatever 2 hours of my electric bill cost to run the TV. Not to mention you're funding Hollywood. Smh.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

What's even funnier is that you prolly spend 40 bucks between your ticket, popcorn, drink, gas to watch that bullshit.

I spent whatever 2 hours of my electric bill cost to run the TV. Not to mention you're funding Hollywood. Smh.

$76 plus tip to be exact. At least the couple next to me was just as entertaining. We bought one another shots talking about my line of Michael rolling in his grave and Spielberg probably taking a poop while laughing at the reviews.

I, all jokes aside, counted 11 various liberal/animal/earth/political references by the time I was an hour in.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Seriously. No one should go to see this movie. Should’ve been straight to DVD b-movie release. Right to the target DVD bin.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Seriously. No one should go to see this movie. Should’ve been straight to DVD b-movie release. Right to the target DVD bin.

we won't...you seem to be the only one who didn't know this already

 

[RJ2kWJ]

we won't...you seem to be the only one who didn't know this already

I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.

But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.

 

[TJHall1]

I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.

But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.

You're fucking retarded.

 

[Joe Kings]

That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??

You tell use Fuck head. Im with you. I do not want to give them a dime. Plus I have a nice watching area at home.. So tell us how are you watching them at home?

 

[Joe Kings]

@Oler Ted
[solarmovies.one]
Watching it rn.
*Heads up though, it's not the greatest quality.

Thank you Im watching Top gun now before I close up and leave for the weekend

 

[PleasureMoose]

I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.

But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.

 

[GarnetPild]

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Had about forgotten that episode. What a gem, that was.

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Watched the Hotshots and Naked Gun movies last week, and fuckin almost died laughing.
Shot to both GCs for these awesome recommendations,... TJ and Garnet.
Will repay the favour asap

As for J Park,...wtf aye!
A fart in a balloon has more substance than the 2hrs of highly polished nothingness presented.
Ended up blazed af, manicuring bud the whole time instead.