They just can't fucking help themselves.
The American Left once again paraded through the streets chanting “No Kings in America.”The historical self-own is almost too exquisite to behold. These are not the heirs of 1776. They are the spiritual descendants of the Loyalists who ran to Canada rather than live without a crown to worship or a throne to resent.
This piece is my answer.
I do the one thing their fevered minds fear most: I take their stupid, hysterical fantasy seriously. I crown Donald J. Trump. I let the thought experiment run. And then I cut it open with cold precision...exposing the raw psychological pathology, the grotesque projection, and the philosophical bankruptcy that fuels their derangement.
This is not polite analysis.
This is a lethal takedown of a political class so terrified of accountability that they must invent a king to hate, lest they be forced to confront the real throne that has ruled over this Republic for far too long: the unaccountable administrative state they themselves built and defend.
If you are tired of watching ahistorical simpletons desecrate the memory of the actual revolutionaries who risked everything to reject kingship, then read what follows. The Republic endures.
The courtiers seethe. And the joke is very much on them.