Need advice about upcoming prostate exam

[racernhra]

This Monday I’ve got my yearly exam. For the past several years I’ve not been digitally molested but just had the blood test and that’s it. It’s been a relief honestly. But, I feel a bit selfish by not doing all I can to make sure I have no issues.

Anywho, this morning I get a text that Brad, my regular doctor, will not be in and if I would be OK with Samantha, the nurse practitioner, seeing me instead. She’s a small, nice looking, red haired woman with a great personality so I’m comfortable with her.

Sorry I’m getting off track. My question is, since it has been several years should I demand a digital rectal exam to be certain I have no issues?

 

[QuanChi]

Just have Samantha milk your prostate and call it square for the year

 

[tiderollsonu]

OP

 

[OM JD]

Paging the resident expert on this matter, @Rube Reaper. GITT and help this man out.

 

[AmericanViking]

I’m going to request a female for mine. Smaller fingers.

My luck I’d have to ask him to remove his Super Bowl ring if I didn’t.

 

[Chuck 2020]

I have found that asking for a reach around makes the visit more enjoyable.

 

[champsballs]

If you need someone to tickle your asshole, I know a guy

 

[Nayat]

I like to push back and let a little “oh ya” out.

 

[Taggart]

 

[Jayhacker]

Not a trick to slip the jab in is it?

 

[racernhra]

Not a trick to slip the jab in is it?

Hey I’m open to suggestions. What’s my play on this?

I’m preparing for the possibility she may steer this in the direction of a non-digitally invasive exam. To get ahead, when she asks if I’ve had any issues I could suggest that I’ve had discomfort due to my belief that my prostate is enlarged. This should get us on the same page early on.

 

[Rube Reaper]

Paging the resident expert on this matter, @Rube Reaper. GITT and help this man out.

The exams are more accurate when the person providing the exam has girthy hands. Hope this helps!

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Just go in all shaved and ready to get ate.

Maybe try the Deshaun Watson jerky jerky with her.

 

[imprimis]

Don't wipe beforehand.

 

[BurntJ]

Not a trick to slip the jab in is it?

Good Catch, They did it in China.

 

[TheNJNole]

Deep breath....

 

[LVRebel]

See if you can get a pic with Samantha too

 

[Cletusnow]

This Monday I’ve got my yearly exam. For the past several years I’ve not been digitally molested but just had the blood test and that’s it. It’s been a relief honestly. But, I feel a bit selfish by not doing all I can to make sure I have no issues.

Anywho, this morning I get a text that Brad, my regular doctor, will not be in and if I would be OK with Samantha, the nurse practitioner, seeing me instead. She’s a small, nice looking, red haired woman with a great personality so I’m comfortable with her.

Sorry I’m getting off track. My question is, since it has been several years should I demand a digital rectal exam to be certain I have no issues?

Hope this guy isn’t your Doc

 

[22*43*51]

"Ever do time Doc?"

 

[LVRebel]

This Monday I’ve got my yearly exam. For the past several years I’ve not been digitally molested but just had the blood test and that’s it. It’s been a relief honestly. But, I feel a bit selfish by not doing all I can to make sure I have no issues.

Anywho, this morning I get a text that Brad, my regular doctor, will not be in and if I would be OK with Samantha, the nurse practitioner, seeing me instead. She’s a small, nice looking, red haired woman with a great personality so I’m comfortable with her.

Sorry I’m getting off track. My question is, since it has been several years should I demand a digital rectal exam to be certain I have no issues?

So, how did it go with Samantha?

 

[BurntJ]

Definitely bring this with you. Maybe a porn magazine or DVD too.

Stoll in like a boss, look around and then blurt out loud......looks like we have a bunch of amateurs here today. Good luck fellas.......

 

[BurntJ]

This Monday I’ve got my yearly exam. For the past several years I’ve not been digitally molested but just had the blood test and that’s it. It’s been a relief honestly. But, I feel a bit selfish by not doing all I can to make sure I have no issues.

Anywho, this morning I get a text that Brad, my regular doctor, will not be in and if I would be OK with Samantha, the nurse practitioner, seeing me instead. She’s a small, nice looking, red haired woman with a great personality so I’m comfortable with her.

Sorry I’m getting off track. My question is, since it has been several years should I demand a digital rectal exam to be certain I have no issues?

My god man.....cancel this and burn down that office ASAP. So if the soul stealing ginger takes the soul by staring in your eyes. What happens when the soul stealing ginger stares at butthole.......Im not privy to this answer and can guarantee I will never find out!

 

[racernhra]

So, how did it go with Samantha?

I will let you know Monday after my appointment.

 

[racernhra]

Definitely bring this with you. Maybe a porn magazine or DVD too.

Stoll in like a boss, look around and then blurt out loud......looks like we have a bunch of amateurs here today. Good luck fellas.......

I was thinking of bringing candles and May my portable cassette player to play some soothing music to ease my mind. But this might be a better approach.

 

[BurntJ]

I was thinking of bringing candles and May my portable cassette player to play some soothing music to ease my mind. But this might be a better approach.

Trust me…… I’m kinda expert on this.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Go in the bathroom and shake it a little bit and go in there rock hard. When she comes in tel here “I’ve been waiting for this all day”

 

[Oler Ted]

I will let you know Monday after my appointment.

Big day tomorrow

 

[ChicagoFats]

@racernhra on his way to prostate exam

 

[racernhra]

Big day tomorrow

@racernhra on his way to prostate exam

A little issue has arisen that has me in a bit of a quandary. My wife mentioned that when she visited, a PA named Carrie saw her in place of our regular Dr. Now I’m not sure what I’m getting into. It’s very possible that Carrie is the red headed spitfire and Samantha is an unknown.

Any planning may be for naught. I certainly am going to have to think on my feet for this one.