Montezuma's revenge in a hotel

[tiderollsonu]

Is there anything worse than a case of the shits at a hotel? Feel like I have been running my asshole on hot pavement with this John Wayne TP....

 

[Cre8ive]

Is there anything worse than a case of the shits at a hotel? Feel like I have been running my asshole on hot pavement with this John Wayne TP....

Amazing application of advanced technology. Did Musk invent that one?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Amazing application of advanced technology. Did Musk invent that one?

I would punch a baby for a wet wipe right now

 

[tiderollsonu]

Supposed to get on a 4 hour flight soon.... Wish me luck

 

[shiv]

family came over to celebrate my birthday yesterday for lunch. Brought donatos pizza and a cake from Publix. That was lunch yesterday, dinner last night and breakfast this morning, as well as snacks in between. On the shitter right at this moment

 

[shiv]

Supposed to get on a 4 hour flight soon.... Wish me luck

Good luck. Go crush up some Imodium and take it straight to the dome

 

[Rebarcock.]

Supposed to get on a 4 hour flight soon.... Wish me luck

Good luck. Flew to Vegas when I was around 30.flew out at 715am still drunk. No fast way to go from Vegas to atl. I asked to change seats right by the shitter. I wore extra socks to be safe

 

[Ghost Hawg]

Supposed to get on a 4 hour flight soon.... Wish me luck

 

[TheNJNole]

Is there anything worse than a case of the shits at a hotel? Feel like I have been running my asshole on hot pavement with this John Wayne TP....

Guess the DR isn't going so well, sorry.....

 

[TopHook]

Is there anything worse than a case of the shits at a hotel? Feel like I have been running my asshole on hot pavement with this John Wayne TP....

Montezuma revenge when you're not in a hotel have no where to shit and have to pay $10 to a bouncer to shit in a dirty Mexican club they haven't cleaned up since last night in Tijuana.

 

[ttyh]

family came over to celebrate my birthday yesterday for lunch. Brought donatos pizza and a cake from Publix. That was lunch yesterday, dinner last night and breakfast this morning, as well as snacks in between. On the shitter right at this moment

Happy birthday.

Also, what hotel are you staying in that has sand paper toilet paper, OP?

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

I had Mexican food for lunch. Luckily my best friend insists on top quality tp. We are strictly a cottonelle or charmin household. But I can never remember which one and always buy the wrong one and she gets pissed at me every time.

 

[shiv]

Well OP? Did you shit your pants at 30,000 feet?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Well OP? Did you shit your pants at 30,000 feet?

Thank God I didn't, didn't fart the whole flight just didn't trust it, btw my birthday was Thursday does that make us bday bros?

 

[shiv]

Thank God I didn't, didn't fart the whole flight just didn't trust it, btw my birthday was Thursday does that make us bday bros?

My actual bday was Thursday bday bro! 1987

 

[tiderollsonu]

My actual bday was Thursday bday bro! 1987

I'm a tad bit older than that

 

[sanction]

Is there anything worse than a case of the shits at a hotel? Feel like I have been running my asshole on hot pavement with this John Wayne TP....

Can you post a picture of your butthole?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Can you post a picture of your butthole?

Spoiler

 

[Rebarcock.]

My actual bday was Thursday bday bro! 1987

Fuck im old

 

[tiderollsonu]

I learned an important lesson today, a hand sanitizer wipe is not the same as a wet wipe for yore ass.... It's like putting alcohol on a paper cut but on yore sphincter muscle