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I was googling penises and I found some cartoons that really made me think. I wonder if I’m not cleaning my penis enough? Do you have any advice on cleaning the male genitalia? Serious replies only please.
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Cut or uncut?
absoluteUnit
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It’s like halfway in between. I think the doctor was pretty lazy
i guess bleach wouldn’t hurt?
FUCK....Looks like Dr Fakki is at it again. Next were gonna have to have our penis' vaccinated OFF!
Got a haircut today. Barber said some guy came in 6 months ago and wanted a haircut to include trimming his pubes.
Men have needs
He had to go somewhere else because my barber told him to haul ass.
I hate to even ask, but what prompted you to google penises?
As always, handle checks quite well
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I just like to sometimes to see what the latest images they are pushing. I use Google for penises (that’s about all it’s good for any more), but DuckDuckGo for everything non-penis related.
Makes sense. Nothing like looking at a bunch of random choads to stay up to speed on current trends.
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it
Thank you, sir, for your willingness to sacrifice and pursue knowledge for the common good.
You should see mine! I'll show you (and everyone else) in Birmingham.
and....look up smegma in the dictionary. I wondered why someone called mw smegma breath.
Apparently from those images, your cawk becomes a Steeler after you wash it.
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Well I’ll be!
@absoluteUnit - OK, here is a serious answer. When I was in my twenties and cutting a wide swath through the fertile fields of young hard bodies I had one that told me this, and this is a quote - "If you would wash your dick more so it would smell nice all the time I will give you more blowjobs." I washed my dick every chance I got! And yes, she was telling the truth. God bless that young woman. I think about all the other blowjobs I would have missed because of a stinky dick!
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You sound very wise! If I ever get a real girlfriend I’ll try to remember this
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