Male hygiene thread

[absoluteUnit]

I was googling penises and I found some cartoons that really made me think. I wonder if I’m not cleaning my penis enough? Do you have any advice on cleaning the male genitalia? Serious replies only please.

 

[Chris Farley]

Cut or uncut?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Cut or uncut?

It’s like halfway in between. I think the doctor was pretty lazy

 

[Chris Farley]

😬

i guess bleach wouldn’t hurt?

 

[BurntJ]

I was googling penises and I found some cartoons that really made me think. I wonder if I’m not cleaning my penis enough? Do you have any advice on cleaning the male genitalia? Serious replies only please.

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FUCK....Looks like Dr Fakki is at it again. Next were gonna have to have our penis' vaccinated OFF!

 

[imprimis]

Cut or uncut?

Got a haircut today. Barber said some guy came in 6 months ago and wanted a haircut to include trimming his pubes.

 

[quickfeet]

Got a haircut today. Barber said some guy came in 6 months ago and wanted a haircut to include trimming his pubes.

Men have needs

 

[imprimis]

Men have needs

He had to go somewhere else because my barber told him to haul ass.

 

[Astragalus]

I was googling penises and I found some cartoons that really made me think. I wonder if I’m not cleaning my penis enough? Do you have any advice on cleaning the male genitalia? Serious replies only please.

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I hate to even ask, but what prompted you to google penises?

 

[TheGratefulReb]

As always, handle checks quite well

 

[absoluteUnit]

I hate to even ask, but what prompted you to google penises?

I just like to sometimes to see what the latest images they are pushing. I use Google for penises (that’s about all it’s good for any more), but DuckDuckGo for everything non-penis related.

 

[Astragalus]

Makes sense. Nothing like looking at a bunch of random choads to stay up to speed on current trends.

 

[quickfeet]

Makes sense. Nothing like looking at a bunch of random choads to stay up to speed on current trends.

It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it

 

[Astragalus]

It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it

Thank you, sir, for your willingness to sacrifice and pursue knowledge for the common good.

 

[yankmenoodle]

You should see mine! I'll show you (and everyone else) in Birmingham.

 

[yankmenoodle]

and....look up smegma in the dictionary. I wondered why someone called mw smegma breath.

 

[RaleighTiger]

I was googling penises and I found some cartoons that really made me think. I wonder if I’m not cleaning my penis enough? Do you have any advice on cleaning the male genitalia? Serious replies only please.

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Apparently from those images, your cawk becomes a Steeler after you wash it.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Apparently from those images, your cawk becomes a Steeler after you wash it.

Well I’ll be!

 

[Cre8ive]

@absoluteUnit - OK, here is a serious answer. When I was in my twenties and cutting a wide swath through the fertile fields of young hard bodies I had one that told me this, and this is a quote - "If you would wash your dick more so it would smell nice all the time I will give you more blowjobs." I washed my dick every chance I got! And yes, she was telling the truth. God bless that young woman. I think about all the other blowjobs I would have missed because of a stinky dick!

 

[absoluteUnit]

@absoluteUnit - OK, here is a serious answer. When I was in my twenties and cutting a wide swath through the fertile fields of young hard bodies I had one that told me this, and this is a quote - "If you would wash your dick more so it would smell nice all the time I will give you more blowjobs." I washed my dick every chance I got! And yes, she was telling the truth. God bless that young woman. I think about all the other blowjobs I would have missed because of a stinky dick!

You sound very wise! If I ever get a real girlfriend I’ll try to remember this

 

[UNC71-00]

This board is getting kind of strange