LNC: Naperville Buck blew the bartender to get us all free Gumball Heads edition

[Nape]

Yeah, I think it’s probably going to be a permanent thing. They just don’t have the enrollment these days. It will never happen, but they should merge with Ursuline and just roll with Youngstown Central Catholic or something of the sort. They fired the coach that was there in my days last year and hired cocaine Carl Pelini to take his place and it was a total disaster.

We’ve won 8 state titles and somebody named Ron Stoops (senior for the first 4, and junior for the second 4) were the DC’s each time. Obviously the rest of the siblings reached higher levels in coaching.

The writing is on the wall. A good pal played at Warren Western Reserve back in the day. They became Warren Harding and things have deteriorated over the years. Back in the day Harding, Mooney, and Ursuline were loaded with talent.

 

[America 1st]

I went to Cardinal Mooney, and we know football there, but it’s like a cult in Massillon. Does every baby still go home in some sort of Massillon football gear?

Kinda the hospital in town shut down the OBGYN but the booster club still presents them to any newborn male inside the city.


It's serious business round these parts.

Mooney is pretty serious too.

Only folk from Texas have any clue what it means to love football as much as NEO folks.

 

[spf84]

The writing is on the wall. A good pal played at Warren Western Reserve back in the day. They became Warren Harding and things have deteriorated over the years. Back in the day Harding, Mooney, and Ursuline were loaded with talent.

I graduated in 03. Maurice Clarett was a year above me and was at Harding, that dude was hell on wheels. His old man and older brother played at Mooney. Our coach at the time he was in 8th grade was Don Bucci who played QB at ND and is in the the national high school coach hall of fame. To make a king story short when he was in 8th grade he told Bucci he wanted to be guaranteed 30 carries a game and to start as a freshman. Bucci told him to get the fuck out of his office because he won’t even guarantee a senior that he’ll start.

Mind you Clarett would have been the most talented player on the roster, the top 4 tailbacks that year were 3 seniors a junior. All 4 had full college scholarships 2 went to Youngstown State, 1 to James Madison, and 1 to Duquesne, so they were older and obviously didn’t suck. Our WB that year could run too and went to La Tech and broke all of Terry Bradshaws records.

Im rambling, but Clarett has actually rehabilitated himself and turned into a decent human being, but he was a giant pile of shit back in the day.

 

[spf84]

Kinda the hospital in town shut down the OBGYN but the booster club still presents them to any newborn male inside the city.


It's serious business round these parts.

Mooney is pretty serious too.

Only folk from Texas have any clue what it means to love football as much as NEO folks.

We need a tv show with our own version of Tim Riggins to receive the respect we deserve.

Honest to God though, hit any town in NEO in game night and that bitch is jumping.

 

[Nape]

I graduated in 03. Maurice Clarett was a year above me and was at Harding, that dude was hell on wheels. His old man and older brother played at Mooney. Our coach at the time he was in 8th grade was Don Bucci who played QB at ND and is in the the national high school coach hall of fame. To make a king story short when he was in 8th grade he told Bucci he wanted to be guaranteed 30 carries a game and to start as a freshman. Bucci told him to get the fuck out of his office because he won’t even guarantee a senior that he’ll start.

Mind you Clarett would have been the most talented player on the roster, the top 4 tailbacks that year were 3 seniors a junior. All 4 had full college scholarships 2 went to Youngstown State, 1 to James Madison, and 1 to Duquesne, so they were older and obviously didn’t suck. Our WB that year could run too and went to La Tech and broke all of Terry Bradshaws records.

Im rambling, but Clarett has actually rehabilitated himself and turned into a decent human being, but he was a giant pile of shit back in the day.

Clarett was the best HS RB I ever saw. And it’s not even close. He would absolutely truck people and still run away from them. The Buckeyes wouldn’t have had a chance to beat da U without him.

It’s good to see what he’s made of his life.

 

[TheNJNole]

Don’t ask...

And he enjoyed every inch of it.....lol

Have a blast!

 

[Joe Kings]

Good Gosh I love you guys. I wish I could be more involved. I laughed as soon as I opened this. The Gay mexican on the left is a nice touch too

 

[22*43*51]

Is that @HacksawJim trying to hide his freakishly small head under a Patagonia hat?

Patagonia is the new Affliction shirt of the Soy generation.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

You better not have lock jaw for cinco de Mayo

 

[catreaper]

You better not have lock jaw for cinco de Mayo

I’ll be there with bells on gumpy. We’re going to fuck Montgomery up and make @Zigjr watch while we make his favorite Applebee’s server airtight.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

I’ll be there with bells on gumpy. We’re going to fuck Montgomery up and make @Zigjr watch while we make his favorite Applebee’s server airtight.

Milf said she will drive us around if we need a DD. She would also probably record and edit the Applebee’s film once we are done.

 

[MaizeBlaze]

I’ll be there with bells on gumpy. We’re going to fuck Montgomery up and make @Zigjr watch while we make his favorite Applebee’s server airtight.

Did you enjoy your first real beer last night? Did you spit it out and beg for a Mich Ultra?

 

[catreaper]

Did you enjoy your first real beer last night? Did you spit it out and beg for a Mich Ultra?

No, I needed something to wash down the taste of your fathers swimmers.

You’d be surprised at my beer list yesterday. I would too because I don’t remember much between beers 10-14.

Then I got wrapped up in a Mexican girls birthday party and made out with one of them before finding out they were all married.

 

[MaizeBlaze]

No, I needed something to wash down the taste of your fathers swimmers.

You’d be surprised at my beer list yesterday. I would too because I don’t remember much between beers 10-14.

Then I got wrapped up in a Mexican girls birthday party and made out with one of them before finding out they were all married.

 

[catreaper]

Is that @HacksawJim trying to hide his freakishly small head under a Patagonia hat?

Patagonia is the new Affliction shirt of the Soy generation.

I’d say he looks pretty good with a hat on.

 

[quickfeet]

Patagonia is the new Affliction shirt of the Soy generation.

LMAO cannot be unseen

 

[imprimis]

Macrame.

It was a thing. And now it's trying to be a thing again.

It's the new type of accordion doors for security. It's now mandated by Gov. Pritzker to make it easier for the Burners, Looters and Murderers to gain entry into businesses to burn them down. Thugs only need to bring a knife rather than a crowbar to their protests.

 

[imprimis]

Interesting note about the forum that doesn’t deserve its own thread: we’ve been pulling some hits from Europe the last couple days. I saw two visitors from the UK and one from France. Haven’t been paying that much attention so prob more than that

I guess this means all us posters made various countries no-fly lists.

 

[RaleighTiger]

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I recognize Cat and Hacksaw. I assume Nape is on the left?

 

[shiv]

I guess this means all us posters made various countries no-fly lists.

We can hope

 

[22*43*51]

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I’d say he looks pretty good with a hat on.

Much improved.

However, between the Patalabia hat and the Aviators, he's checking a lot of Douche Canoe boxes.

 

[Nape]

No, I needed something to wash down the taste of your fathers swimmers.

You’d be surprised at my beer list yesterday. I would too because I don’t remember much between beers 10-14.

Then I got wrapped up in a Mexican girls birthday party and made out with one of them before finding out they were all married.

You had a couple of these....

 

[catreaper]

You had a couple of these....

That was a damn fine beer, sir.

 

[Bradley J. Gould]

Much improved.

However, between the Patalabia hat and the Aviators, he's checking a lot of Douche Canoe boxes.

He’s the biggest soy douche in the history of the main board. I can’t believe good people like @Nape and @catreaper would hang out with him. Be honest, he was super annoying all night wasn’t he? What did he talk about all night? His fake black wife and fake biracial kid?

 

[UNC71-00]

I have no idea if @Nape blew anyone, but that dude on the right with the hat looks like he would hold one until it gets soft.

 

[MaizeBlaze]

I have no idea if @Nape blew anyone, but that dude on the right with the hat looks like he would hold one until it gets soft.

First thing I thought too. Dude just screams power bottom.

 

[catreaper]

@Gump_Tiger @Zigjr Im getting in at 2:30 next Wednesday. I’m genuinely scared for my liver and my buttshole.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

@Gump_Tiger @Zigjr Im getting in at 2:30 next Wednesday. I’m genuinely scared for my liver and my buttshole.

I’m taking a half day. My body is ready.

*goes and buys some KY to make it easier on myself.

 

[Nape]

@Gump_Tiger @Zigjr Im getting in at 2:30 next Wednesday. I’m genuinely scared for my liver and my buttshole.

 

[catfishpunter]

I’m taking a half day. My body is ready.

*goes and buys some KY to make it easier on myself.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

That’s easily one of the funniest scenes in the entire show.

 

[22*43*51]

That’s easily one of the funniest scenes in the entire show.

Gotta go with anything Shoresy related.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

Gotta go with anything Shoresy related.

@Zigjr

 

[Zigjr]

@Zigjr

Haha no doubt my favorite. I’m ready for next season to come out.