Just spent a week in SEC country…

thenick_ttu

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I gotta say Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama are shitholes of epic proportion. We spent a week in Orange Beach/Gulf Shore, Alabama for spring break. That was pretty nice but AL doesn’t get credit for that. It’s basically an extension of the Florida panhandle. I can see why you retards always chant “SEC SEC SEC”. You got nothing else to live for.

I’ve never felt so blessed to live in Texas.
 
I know how you feel anything north of I 10 is trash city. Anything south of I 10 is a copy of something else
 
I can’t remember if I was on interstate 10 or 20. Maybe it was neither thoroughfare. Instead, I could have been traveling on a “highway” South to North. Again, I’m not sure as I’ve tried to shut out the memory like when I was seven and walked in on my parents having relations.
All I know is that I was driving through Alabama and the signs on the interstate had cardboard over them. I don’t know if they were changing them or trying not to hurt the feelings of those who can’t read, but it was a spectacle I will never forget, much like when I was staying at a lady friend’s house over Christmas and heard her parents having relations. To this day, I cannot decide if I was more frightened or ashamed on that trip through Alabama.
In a way , I don’t feel bad that they have superior football. I think it’s the good Lord’s way to say he’s sorry ane is attempting to make up for everything else that is subpar.
It’s funny, they think A&M is bad and weird. Just wait till they have had a few years around UT. I’m so glad I went to Tech. We are not pretentious, nor stupidly gay in our traditions. We don’t think we’re better than anyone because we went to UT, or our stupid gay semi-retarded traditions put us in a league of our own. We’re only angels and people who have visited the Gloryhole at the Dixie chicken understand
Instead, we’re just happy to be with whoever and get along with all, and never try and stab people with our pretend swords, our get our baby shit, orange feelings, hurt when someone does our hand signal upside down. Hell, Oklahoma State has copied every tradition we have had except for having a handsome football coach, and we don’t care, there are much more important things in life to worry about Sanchez, making it out of Alabama.
 
I can’t remember if I was on interstate 10 or 20. Maybe it was neither thoroughfare. Instead, I could have been traveling on a “highway” South to North. Again, I’m not sure as I’ve tried to shut out the memory like when I was seven and walked in on my parents having relations.
All I know is that I was driving through Alabama and the signs on the interstate had cardboard over them. I don’t know if they were changing them or trying not to hurt the feelings of those who can’t read, but it was a spectacle I will never forget, much like when I was staying at a lady friend’s house over Christmas and heard her parents having relations. To this day, I cannot decide if I was more frightened or ashamed on that trip through Alabama.
In a way , I don’t feel bad that they have superior football. I think it’s the good Lord’s way to say he’s sorry ane is attempting to make up for everything else that is subpar.
It’s funny, they think A&M is bad and weird. Just wait till they have had a few years around UT. I’m so glad I went to Tech. We are not pretentious, nor stupidly gay in our traditions. We don’t think we’re better than anyone because we went to UT, or our stupid gay semi-retarded traditions put us in a league of our own. We’re only angels and people who have visited the Gloryhole at the Dixie chicken understand
Instead, we’re just happy to be with whoever and get along with all, and never try and stab people with our pretend swords, our get our baby shit, orange feelings, hurt when someone does our hand signal upside down. Hell, Oklahoma State has copied every tradition we have had except for having a handsome football coach, and we don’t care, there are much more important things in life to worry about Sanchez, making it out of Alabama.
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Actually, I do but I’d rather piss you off. It’s much more enjoyable and entertaining then hitting the return key several times.

No other people will get entertain that you’re short temper
 
Several years ago Mizzou beat UNC at the Independence Bowl and I drove back to Missouri from Shreveport, LA through Monroe, LA then north to towards Pine Bluff, AR. This area of southern Arkansas and North eastern Louisiana is the biggest shithole in the country. I've got a lot of family in southern Missouri so I know the bible belt and southern culture fairly well but Jesus that area of the country sucks. Good people though.
 
I gotta say Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama are shitholes of epic proportion. We spent a week in Orange Beach/Gulf Shore, Alabama for spring break. That was pretty nice but AL doesn’t get credit for that. It’s basically an extension of the Florida panhandle. I can see why you retards always chant “SEC SEC SEC”. You got nothing else to live for.

I’ve never felt so blessed to live in Texas.

I have no dog in this fight but isn’t Lubbock in the middle of a giant sandbox? Aside from sideways rain I can’t see much to brag about.
 
I have no dog in this fight but isn’t Lubbock in the middle of a giant sandbox? Aside from sideways rain I can’t see much to brag about.

It is terrible! I am from Mobile-homa and you couldn't pay me to move to west TX. Not a chance! It's so bad, even the homeless people pack up and leave.

On a serious note, there is 1000's of acres of land that is so worthless that nobody wants it and is owned by the state of TX. Then comes the shale revolution and whoever owns a 100 acres out there is an instant millionaire.
 
I gotta say Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama are shitholes of epic proportion. We spent a week in Orange Beach/Gulf Shore, Alabama for spring break. That was pretty nice but AL doesn’t get credit for that. It’s basically an extension of the Florida panhandle. I can see why you retards always chant “SEC SEC SEC”. You got nothing else to live for.

I’ve never felt so blessed to live in Texas.
That’s because you are a fag
 
Have lived in or around Gulf shores for 30 years and can say without a doubt we do NOT consider ourselves part of Florida. Unless they legalize recreational weed then I would vote to be annexed....
 
I’ve never been able to find anything I like there
man that sucks. I usually get the patty melt with grilled jalapeños. Their rotating special Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip sandwich is good. That’s what I got in AL this week. If it ever makes it out east, the Hatch Green Chili burger is da bomb.
 
I lived in Pensacola for about a year and liked it. Moved to Corpus Christi and was greeted with a cat 3 hurricane my first day. Go figure.
I live in Corpus Christi! Not only could’ve it been me, maybe you are me.
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Maybe, if you were alive in 1970. My friend and I went to Kingsville just to get an iced drink. It was a miserable 1-2 weeks waiting for electricity.
Trust me, my friend, I was in Rockport for Harvey, and southern Louisiana for Katrina and Rita.
 
Trust me, my friend, I was in Rockport for Harvey, and southern Louisiana for Katrina and Rita.
It was the 5th hurricane I went through. Then Fern, cat 1, hit the next year the day after I had my first knee operation. No fun being stuck in a hospital bed while the windows next to your bed were shaking.
 

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