I have about 5 hrs to get my shit together. Need advice

[dirtytoeddawg]

Food poising/narwhal virus whatever it was hit me full force around 5 yesterday. Puked & projectiled foul liquids from the sphincter region until about 8 last night. Managed to get a phenagram & half a thc cookie down that knocked me out until this am. Solid 12 hrs sleep minus two quick trips to splatter the bowl sometime around 2.

Chicken broth & ginger ale this am, but I gotta get this old body moving again as there’s a party starting at 5 I can’t miss as its for me.

What’s a good recovery drink/food that’ll rehydrate quickly & get some energy back in me?

 

[America 1st]

Bleach.

2 glasses or an enema should do the trick.

 

[TheNJNole]

Bleach.

2 glasses or an enema should do the trick.

I would hate to be your enemy

 

[Jbehel]

Cocaine

 

[Long cat]

Stay at home and don’t get your friends/family sick.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Stay at home and don’t get your friends/family sick.

What if I wear a mask on my butt?

 

[Jtrain80]

Pedialyte

 

[thenick_ttu]

Pedialyte

I've always heard Pedialyte is the answer, but I've never tried it myself.

Crazy thought OP but if you have access to some fluids via an IV that would be your best solution. In Vegas I believe you can get that shit delivered, with a nurse to administer, to your hotel room.

 

[Carlscat]

Fucking lucky. I can’t lose these last few lbs for shit. Well done OP...well done.

Btw, Pedialyte and mashed potatoes with a bit of chicken and green beans...on repeat.

 

[Chris Farley]

Pedialyte and a strawberry banana smoothie from smoothie king

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

I've always heard Pedialyte is the answer, but I've never tried it myself.

Crazy thought OP but if you have access to some fluids via an IV that would be your best solution. In Vegas I believe you can get that shit delivered, with a nurse to administer, to your hotel room.

My FIL offered to give me an enema with natural light beer. Think I’ll pass.

 

[tiderollsonu]

A shot of gin and an ice cream sundae should do it

 

[Jtrain80]

I've always heard Pedialyte is the answer, but I've never tried it myself.

Crazy thought OP but if you have access to some fluids via an IV that would be your best solution. In Vegas I believe you can get that shit delivered, with a nurse to administer, to your hotel room.

Oh yeah. A concentrated Gatorade. Find it in the baby stuff aisle.

 

[Davy Crockett’s Ghost]

Chug the whole bottle...should stop the shits

 

[Quatch$]

An entire block of cheese and a good Bloody Mary

 

[Nala2983]

Find one of these at the gas station