How many minutes is an acceptable time to wait in a drive thru...

[catreaper]

As a grown man, I find it hilarious and embarrassing when I see a line of 25 cars wrapped around a Starbucks or Chick-Fil-A. It’s absolutely embarrassing to me that grown fucking adults value their own time so little that they are willing to waste it in such a laughable manner. If I’m in line for more than 5 minutes, I’m leaving. If the drive thru is engineered in such a fashion that I can’t leave, I’m laying on my horn until I’m at the window and flipping double birds as I drive on past.

 

[Cards1968]

Coffee places are the worst. They will literally back up traffic on the main road to maintain their place in line out here.

 

[Jayhacker]

That's why I take my 30oz RTIC tumbler to work with me.

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

As a grown man, I find it hilarious and embarrassing when I see a line of 25 cars wrapped around a Starbucks or Chick-Fil-A. It’s absolutely embarrassing to me that grown fucking adults value their own time so little that they are willing to waste it in such a laughable manner. If I’m in line for more than 5 minutes, I’m leaving. If the drive thru is engineered in such a fashion that I can’t leave, I’m laying on my horn until I’m at the window and flipping double birds as I drive on past.

How can they get away with designing drive thrus like that? Like god forbid someone has a cardiac arrest or something and needs to get to a hospital

 

[CDDP]

Chick-Fil-A is always packed near where I live. Fuck waiting 20-25 minutes in a drive thru.

 

[tsumatt06]

That's why I take my 30oz RTIC tumbler to work with me.

If only someone gave enough of a shit about OP to ship him a 30 oz Michigan Yeti Tumbler, then he could keep on driving by the Starbs and laughing at the housefraus in line.









@catreaper

 

[quickfeet]

Chick-Fil-A is always packed near where I live. Fuck waiting 20-25 minutes in a drive thru.

I'm on board with the drive thru cuck idea of this thread, but Chik-fil-a puts on a clinic on how to run a drive thru. Cars wrapped around the building are thru in 5 minutes.

Coffee drive thru cucks are the worst

 

[Alpha_Cock]

I'll never go to Starbucks for overpriced burnt coffee and wait with a bunch of idiots for some woke asshole to present me with my pseudo-drug infused with fake oversugared flavorings.

But, Chick-fil-a gets you through the line fast, has little honeys in tight pants, and they appear to genuinely appreciate you coming to their establishment. Just sit back enjoy the scenery listen to a Shapiro podcast for 10 minutes and then enjoy your spicy chicken sandwich with sriracha sauce and fries.

 

[Carlscat]

I don’t know...order on the app before you go and pick it up?

 

[CBradSmith]

I'll wait in line 10 minutes for Popeyes Spicy Chicken sandwich, everywhere else 5 or less...and I'm likely irritated at 5.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I don't fast food much anymore and dont drink coffee. But 5 min max. Ill drive over their bushes if they take too long. Fuck em

 

[RaleighTiger]

 

[Chris Farley]

Totally agree OP, fuck a long wait. Ridiculous!

 

[Sparty1045]

I despise waiting in line for anything. It pisses me off.

 

[laterallyshaking]

Chik-fil-a puts on a clinic on how to run a drive thru. Cars wrapped around the building are thru in 5 minutes.

So true. I don't know anything that operates as efficiently as a Chik-fil-a drive through.

 

[Tigercub80]

I'll wait in line 10 minutes for Popeyes Spicy Chicken sandwich, everywhere else 5 or less...and I'm likely irritated at 5.

Haha, you’re not getting anything from Popeyes in 10 minutes. Finally tried the sandwich a few weeks back, it was worth the wait.

 

[CBradSmith]

Haha, you’re not getting anything from Popeyes in 10 minutes. Finally tried the sandwich a few weeks back, it was worth the wait.

I tell myself it's because they are preparing that sandwich fresh just for me.

 

[America 1st]

What I imagine @catreaper is like.

 

[Cincinattus91]

As a grown man, I find it hilarious and embarrassing when I see a line of 25 cars wrapped around a Starbucks or Chick-Fil-A. It’s absolutely embarrassing to me that grown fucking adults value their own time so little that they are willing to waste it in such a laughable manner. If I’m in line for more than 5 minutes, I’m leaving. If the drive thru is engineered in such a fashion that I can’t leave, I’m laying on my horn until I’m at the window and flipping double birds as I drive on past.

Evans, GA this is unreal

Starbucks and chic fil a stacked all day with dozens and dozens of cars

Has to be an omen

 

[Cletusnow]

What I imagine @catreaper is like.

I don’t want a large Farva. I want my goddamn liter o cola!

 

[AC2020]

Any male that buys sugary $7 lattes at Starbucks needs to turn in their man card.

You can get a cup at McDs for 50 cents and keep it the way coffee is supposed to be ... black and bitter.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

In my experience the CF drive through can be wrapped around the building with double lines & youre going to your food quicker than anywhere else with 3 cars in line.

 

[Sikness23245]

Any male that buys sugary $7 lattes at Starbucks needs to turn in their man card.

You can get a cup at McDs for 50 cents and keep it the way coffee is supposed to be ... black and bitter.

OR you can make a cup of coffee at home for 10 cents, and (if you're not a masochist) make it taste like cocoa pebbles for a few cents per cup more.

 

[Sparty1045]

OR you can make a cup of coffee at home for 10 cents, and (if you're not a masochist) make it taste like cocoa pebbles for a few cents per cup more.

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[quickfeet]

I was trying to think of the appropriate response to that post and you nailed it

 

[10sevol]

My daughter works at chik fil a, and she told me they got up to processing 110 orders per hour at lunch. It’s crazy how fast they can move.

 

[Joe Kings]

Aint no chick fi a taking 5 mins. That line rolls... Coffee is the dumbest the nerds think its cool.

 

[Yep00]

I was trying to think of the appropriate response to that post and you nailed it

Handle definitely does not check out.

 

[Pillow Pants]

Chick-fil-a is always packed and it never takes more than 5 minutes to get through their line. Bojangles might have 2 cars and it'll take 10 minutes.

But to answer your question, OP, the answer is: 2 beers.