Has there ever been a school that has had more weird head coaching things then tech post Mike Leach

[Rva]

Football:
2009: 5 hookers, Craig James, and his son Adam have some shenanigans in a air-conditioned equipment storage unit, resulting in a migraine, a concussion, the death of the prostitutes, and a fired pirate.

2012: Tubberville walked out of a recruiting dinner for a job at Cincinnati.

2018: The most beautiful coach ever cannot accomplish anything with the greatest quarterback ever. (He did alert the world to the fact that Baker Mayfield has a bigger Vagina than Linda Lovelace)

Men’s Basketball:

2011: Bobby, Knight’s son (who was given the job to sooth his father’s feelings after he got into an altercation with the chancellor of the University at a grocery store salad bar and may or may not have thrown a salad at him) was finally terminated

2012: Billy Clyde, Gillespie comes running back to the state of Texas with his tail between his legs. Soon he would get in trouble for being mean to players, and over indulging in drugs, alcohol, and college student vagina fakes a medical conditions to cover his rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle before checking into rehab and resigning

2016: Tubby Smith, resigns and is remembered more for wrecking a motorcycle on the court than his head coach of the year accolades

2021: after a national title loss to Virginia (helped by some awful calls in overtime so the story could be told of Virginia being the first number one seed to lose to a 16 seed and then winning the national championship the next year) leaves a wonderful situation where he is loved to go to a school so pretentious and worried about what people think of them they go to the conference and whine about people making fun of their hand sign so much that a penalty is created for them (they should’ve gotten a penalty for choosing the Longhorn network over the proposed pack 16 and causing the whoreishness of the NCAA football world going forward

2023. Apparently it is possible to go from a lesson in the Bible to the “N-word” as a Tech Coach

WBB
2013: a coach leaves tech for the women’s basketball bastion of Alabama

2020: the coach is fired demanding her players have a heartbeat rate, so high in practice it made Covid blush.

Throw in a women’s softball coach
and a women’s Tennis coach for being mean to players

At least the meat judging team is winning national championships without coaching issues.*

* confusingly meat Judging involves agricultural students looking at actual meat, and not the judging of shirtless black athletes in their teens. If you ever go and volunteer to be a judge, you will be disappointed if you are expecting Penis. (I’ve heard)

 

[Catilac]

You've not been to Lubbock then?

 

[Rva]

You've not been to Lubbock then?

Partner, I’ve spent more time in Lubbock than John Travolta has at gay bar. There are few towns with a population similar (250,000.)

Toledo Ohio? I would require a tetanus shot to walk down the street

Buffalo New York? The cold encountered would make my already small penis, the equivalent to that of a prepubescent Asian.

Chandler and Gilbert Arizona? If I wanted to get killed by the cartel, I would pick a spot that is at least in an Eagles song.

Madison Wisconsin? It might be better, but I’m not a fan of big girls, pasty, liberals, or cities named after presidents.

Fort Wayne, Indiana? That might be the only town in America jealous of Detroit.

Reno, Nevada? I would go to see that handsome black officer on the TV documentary about the police force. But the gay one and boredom would scare me away.

Saint Petersburg, Florida? Sure if I wanted to have sex with my grandmother’s contemporaries. Plus if I’m going to live in a place that shares a name with a Russian town, I would rather go to a strong Soviet sound in town, then a dainty late czarist dainty place.

Laredo, Texas? when the cartel kills me, no one will come clean my body because the closest town worth a damn to Laredo requires a map to get there.

Winston, Salem, North Carolina?
Maybe 20 years ago, but today I would have to change my pronouns, route for overrated basketball, and ask them why they can’t just pick one town name instead of two.
Plus, they don’t deserve to go by the two city moniker. You’re not as economically important as Midland Odessa, as easy to remember as Kansas City, Missouri, and Kansas, memorialized in a Burt Reynolds movie I liked it to Texarkana’s or as hip as Raleigh- Durham.

Norfolk and Chesapeake, Virginia. You’re so close to Richmond and DC why stop. Not even the Olor of colonial Williamsburg Virginia makes up for the stench of poorness, sadness, and pay day loans found their.

 

[Belezabro]

So, to make a point, Adams references a bible verse about serving your master and he's accused of being racially insensitive. Another sign how ignorant the average person has become. If you say the word servant or slave you are instantly labeled an oppressor.

 

[champsballs]

Partner, I’ve spent more time in Lubbock than John Travolta has at gay bar. There are few towns with a population similar (250,000.)

Toledo Ohio? I would require a tetanus shot to walk down the street

Buffalo New York? The cold encountered would make my already small penis, the equivalent to that of a prepubescent Asian.

Chandler and Gilbert Arizona? If I wanted to get killed by the cartel, I would pick a spot that is at least in an Eagles song.

Madison Wisconsin? It might be better, but I’m not a fan of big girls, pasty, liberals, or cities named after presidents.

Fort Wayne, Indiana? That might be the only town in America jealous of Detroit.

Reno, Nevada? I would go to see that handsome black officer on the TV documentary about the police force. But the gay one and boredom would scare me away.

Saint Petersburg, Florida? Sure if I wanted to have sex with my grandmother’s contemporaries. Plus if I’m going to live in a place that shares a name with a Russian town, I would rather go to a strong Soviet sound in town, then a dainty late czarist dainty place.

Laredo, Texas? when the cartel kills me, no one will come clean my body because the closest town worth a damn to Laredo requires a map to get there.

Winston, Salem, North Carolina?
Maybe 20 years ago, but today I would have to change my pronouns, route for overrated basketball, and ask them why they can’t just pick one town name instead of two.
Plus, they don’t deserve to go by the two city moniker. You’re not as economically important as Midland Odessa, as easy to remember as Kansas City, Missouri, and Kansas, memorialized in a Burt Reynolds movie I liked it to Texarkana’s or as hip as Raleigh- Durham.

Norfolk and Chesapeake, Virginia. You’re so close to Richmond and DC why stop. Not even the Olor of colonial Williamsburg Virginia makes up for the stench of poorness, sadness, and pay day loans found their.

Tell me you haven’t been to any of these cities without telling me you haven’t been to any of these cities
I think it’s more of a Texas thing than a city thing tbh

 

[Pete_Cawthon]

Football:
2009: 5 hookers, Craig James, and his son Adam have some shenanigans in a air-conditioned equipment storage unit, resulting in a migraine, a concussion, the death of the prostitutes, and a fired pirate.

2012: Tubberville walked out of a recruiting dinner for a job at Cincinnati.

2018: The most beautiful coach ever cannot accomplish anything with the greatest quarterback ever. (He did alert the world to the fact that Baker Mayfield has a bigger Vagina than Linda Lovelace)

Men’s Basketball:

2011: Bobby, Knight’s son (who was given the job to sooth his father’s feelings after he got into an altercation with the chancellor of the University at a grocery store salad bar and may or may not have thrown a salad at him) was finally terminated

2012: Billy Clyde, Gillespie comes running back to the state of Texas with his tail between his legs. Soon he would get in trouble for being mean to players, and over indulging in drugs, alcohol, and college student vagina fakes a medical conditions to cover his rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle before checking into rehab and resigning

2016: Tubby Smith, resigns and is remembered more for wrecking a motorcycle on the court than his head coach of the year accolades

2021: after a national title loss to Virginia (helped by some awful calls in overtime so the story could be told of Virginia being the first number one seed to lose to a 16 seed and then winning the national championship the next year) leaves a wonderful situation where he is loved to go to a school so pretentious and worried about what people think of them they go to the conference and whine about people making fun of their hand sign so much that a penalty is created for them (they should’ve gotten a penalty for choosing the Longhorn network over the proposed pack 16 and causing the whoreishness of the NCAA football world going forward

2023. Apparently it is possible to go from a lesson in the Bible to the “N-word” as a Tech Coach

WBB
2013: a coach leaves tech for the women’s basketball bastion of Alabama

2020: the coach is fired demanding her players have a heartbeat rate, so high in practice it made Covid blush.

Throw in a women’s softball coach
and a women’s Tennis coach for being mean to players

At least the meat judging team is winning national championships without coaching issues.*

* confusingly meat Judging involves agricultural students looking at actual meat, and not the judging of shirtless black athletes in their teens. If you ever go and volunteer to be a judge, you will be disappointed if you are expecting Penis. (I’ve heard)

You forgot the Marcus Smart claim that a fan used the N word and video clearly showed the fan called him a piece of crap.

 

[denn]

You forgot the Marcus Smart claim that a fan used the N word and video clearly showed the fan called him a piece of crap.

Not quite on Jussie's level but still very irresponsible. Crying wolf is only going to diminish the real accusations when they arise.

 

[Rva]

Tell me you haven’t been to any of these cities without telling me you haven’t been to any of these cities
I think it’s more of a Texas thing than a city thing tbh

Not quite on Jussie's level but still very irresponsible. Crying wolf is only going to diminish the real accusations when they arise.

We have weird things happen;
Has another school ever had a tornado hit during a football game?
Mascot die on the field?
Basketball coach of another school attack fans?
Fans, including state officials of opponents schools, attacking their own fans by mistake over a goal post?

The basketball coaches from the women’s Hampton team were falsely accused of scamming people for money and claim since they were the only Black people in the Walmart, it was racially motivated

but at least we never covered up child, rape, our football, rape, in the name of Jesus

 

[champsballs]

We have weird things happen;
Has another school ever had a tornado hit during a football game?
Mascot die on the field?
Basketball coach of another school attack fans?
Fans, including state officials of opponents schools, attacking their own fans by mistake over a goal post?

The basketball coaches from the women’s Hampton team were falsely accused of scamming people for money and claim since they were the only Black people in the Walmart, it was racially motivated

but at least we never covered up child, rape, our football, rape, in the name of Jesus

What an abomination to grammar and keyboards in general

 

[champsballs]

Football:
2009: 5 hookers, Craig James, and his son Adam have some shenanigans in a air-conditioned equipment storage unit, resulting in a migraine, a concussion, the death of the prostitutes, and a fired pirate.

2012: Tubberville walked out of a recruiting dinner for a job at Cincinnati.

2018: The most beautiful coach ever cannot accomplish anything with the greatest quarterback ever. (He did alert the world to the fact that Baker Mayfield has a bigger Vagina than Linda Lovelace)

Men’s Basketball:

2011: Bobby, Knight’s son (who was given the job to sooth his father’s feelings after he got into an altercation with the chancellor of the University at a grocery store salad bar and may or may not have thrown a salad at him) was finally terminated

2012: Billy Clyde, Gillespie comes running back to the state of Texas with his tail between his legs. Soon he would get in trouble for being mean to players, and over indulging in drugs, alcohol, and college student vagina fakes a medical conditions to cover his rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle before checking into rehab and resigning

2016: Tubby Smith, resigns and is remembered more for wrecking a motorcycle on the court than his head coach of the year accolades

2021: after a national title loss to Virginia (helped by some awful calls in overtime so the story could be told of Virginia being the first number one seed to lose to a 16 seed and then winning the national championship the next year) leaves a wonderful situation where he is loved to go to a school so pretentious and worried about what people think of them they go to the conference and whine about people making fun of their hand sign so much that a penalty is created for them (they should’ve gotten a penalty for choosing the Longhorn network over the proposed pack 16 and causing the whoreishness of the NCAA football world going forward

2023. Apparently it is possible to go from a lesson in the Bible to the “N-word” as a Tech Coach

WBB
2013: a coach leaves tech for the women’s basketball bastion of Alabama

2020: the coach is fired demanding her players have a heartbeat rate, so high in practice it made Covid blush.

Throw in a women’s softball coach
and a women’s Tennis coach for being mean to players

At least the meat judging team is winning national championships without coaching issues.*

* confusingly meat Judging involves agricultural students looking at actual meat, and not the judging of shirtless black athletes in their teens. If you ever go and volunteer to be a judge, you will be disappointed if you are expecting Penis. (I’ve heard)

I jazzed it up for u op
exas Tech University is known for its academic excellence and athletic prowess, but there are some weird things happening on campus that will leave you scratching your head. From football to men's basketball, women's softball to meat judging, Texas Tech has seen it all. Let's start with football. In 2009, five hookers, Craig James, and his son Adam had some shenanigans in an air-conditioned equipment storage unit, resulting in a migraine, a concussion, the death of the prostitutes, and a fired pirate. Now that's quite the story! In 2012, Tommy Tuberville walked out of a recruiting dinner for a job at Cincinnati. Talk about a lack of commitment! And in 2018, the most beautiful coach ever couldn't accomplish anything with the greatest quarterback ever. He did alert the world to the fact that Baker Mayfield has a bigger Vagina than Linda Lovelace. Hmm, sounds like a strange thing to bring up. Moving on to men's basketball, we have some real winners. In 2011, Bobby Knight's son was given the job to soothe his father's feelings after he got into an altercation with the chancellor of the University at a grocery store salad bar and may or may not have thrown a salad at him. I mean, who hasn't had a salad-throwing incident at the grocery store? And in 2012, Billy Clyde Gillespie comes running back to the state of Texas with his tail between his legs. Soon he would get in trouble for being mean to players, and over-indulging in drugs, alcohol, and college student vagina. He faked a medical condition to cover his rock 'n' roll lifestyle before checking into rehab and resigning. Yikes! In 2016, Tubby Smith resigned and is remembered more for wrecking a motorcycle on the court than his head coach of the year accolades. And in 2021, after a national title loss to Virginia, leaves a wonderful situation where he is loved to go to a school so pretentious and worried about what people think of them they go to the conference and whine about people making fun of their hand sign so much that a penalty is created for them. Talk about thin skin! Let's not forget about women's basketball, where in 2013, a coach left tech for the women's basketball bastion of Alabama. And in 2020, the coach was fired demanding her players have a heartbeat rate so high in practice it made Covid blush. That's a bit intense! We also have a women's softball coach and a women's tennis coach who have been mean to players. Come on, coaches, be nice! But hey, at least the meat judging team is winning national championships without coaching issues. Just be warned, meat judging involves agricultural students looking at actual meat, and not the judging of shirtless black athletes in their teens. If you ever go and volunteer to be a judge, you will be disappointed if you are expecting penis. (I've heard) In conclusion, Texas Tech has some bizarre things happening on campus, but it's all in good fun. From hooker shenanigans to salad-throwing incidents, Texas Tech has seen it all. Just don't expect to judge anything other than actual meat at the meat judging competition

 

[thenick_ttu]

I jazzed it up for u op
exas Tech University is known for its academic excellence and athletic prowess, but there are some weird things happening on campus that will leave you scratching your head. From football to men's basketball, women's softball to meat judging, Texas Tech has seen it all. Let's start with football. In 2009, five hookers, Craig James, and his son Adam had some shenanigans in an air-conditioned equipment storage unit, resulting in a migraine, a concussion, the death of the prostitutes, and a fired pirate. Now that's quite the story! In 2012, Tommy Tuberville walked out of a recruiting dinner for a job at Cincinnati. Talk about a lack of commitment! And in 2018, the most beautiful coach ever couldn't accomplish anything with the greatest quarterback ever. He did alert the world to the fact that Baker Mayfield has a bigger Vagina than Linda Lovelace. Hmm, sounds like a strange thing to bring up. Moving on to men's basketball, we have some real winners. In 2011, Bobby Knight's son was given the job to soothe his father's feelings after he got into an altercation with the chancellor of the University at a grocery store salad bar and may or may not have thrown a salad at him. I mean, who hasn't had a salad-throwing incident at the grocery store? And in 2012, Billy Clyde Gillespie comes running back to the state of Texas with his tail between his legs. Soon he would get in trouble for being mean to players, and over-indulging in drugs, alcohol, and college student vagina. He faked a medical condition to cover his rock 'n' roll lifestyle before checking into rehab and resigning. Yikes! In 2016, Tubby Smith resigned and is remembered more for wrecking a motorcycle on the court than his head coach of the year accolades. And in 2021, after a national title loss to Virginia, leaves a wonderful situation where he is loved to go to a school so pretentious and worried about what people think of them they go to the conference and whine about people making fun of their hand sign so much that a penalty is created for them. Talk about thin skin! Let's not forget about women's basketball, where in 2013, a coach left tech for the women's basketball bastion of Alabama. And in 2020, the coach was fired demanding her players have a heartbeat rate so high in practice it made Covid blush. That's a bit intense! We also have a women's softball coach and a women's tennis coach who have been mean to players. Come on, coaches, be nice! But hey, at least the meat judging team is winning national championships without coaching issues. Just be warned, meat judging involves agricultural students looking at actual meat, and not the judging of shirtless black athletes in their teens. If you ever go and volunteer to be a judge, you will be disappointed if you are expecting penis. (I've heard) In conclusion, Texas Tech has some bizarre things happening on campus, but it's all in good fun. From hooker shenanigans to salad-throwing incidents, Texas Tech has seen it all. Just don't expect to judge anything other than actual meat at the meat judging competition

Holy hell. You need some paragraphs in this shit. RVA’s post was more legible than this