Gout

[TheRealJohnCooper]

Haven't drank since Monday. I think the pickled shrimp pushed me over the edge.
No lemons or lemon juice at house.
Might get wife to get some lemons.

Why haven’t you drank since Monday? Can I even trust you, bro?

 

[TopHook]

Why haven’t you drank since Monday? Can I even trust you, bro?

Drank Monday then it hit. Haven't since.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

Drank Monday then it hit. Haven't since.

I think I’ve had it before, not sure. I’m 43, so I’m not sure.

 

[shiv]

Haven't drank since Monday. I think the pickled shrimp pushed me over the edge.
No lemons or lemon juice at house.
Might get wife to get some lemons.

Too bad on the pickled shrimp. That looked amazinf

 

[sbisteve]

Take 5 advil gel caps tonight before bed it will knock it out. They have to be gel caps or it want work. That’s what I do when I get a flare up. Don’t get dependent on them but any time you start to get a flare up they will knock it out.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Take 5 advil gel caps tonight before bed it will knock it out. They have to be gel caps or it want work. That’s what I do when I get a flare up. Don’t get dependent on them but any time you start to get a flare up they will knock it out.

^^^^Gel caps do seem to work better. But no fucking way 5 will knock it out, dull it, yes. If you want to sleep for a solid few hours you shouldn’t take any less than 8.

 

[TopHook]

Too bad on the pickled shrimp. That looked amazinf

 

[TopHook]

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

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Ice. Forgot to mention that. Ice that fucker. A lot.

 

[TopHook]

Ice. Forgot to mention that. Ice that fucker. A lot.

Everytime I do that shit hurts worse. Guessing it's working but damn. I cant find my heating pad either

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Everytime I do that shit hurts worse. Guessing it's working but damn. I cant find my heating pad either

To me heat would fucking make it worse. Never tried it tho.

Ice definitely hurts when you put it on there, but if you get over the first 5-10 minutes of pain from the ice weighing down on the crystals in your toe and leave it on for 25-30 mins it gives relief and actually helps reduce inflammation for a good amount of time. Not gonna make it pain free, but will definitely help for a couple hours if you keep it on for a decent amount of time.

 

[TopHook]

To me heat would fucking make it worse. Never tried it tho.

Ice definitely hurts when you put it on there, but if you get over the first 5-10 minutes of pain from the ice weighing down on the crystals in your toe and leave it on for 25-30 mins it gives relief and actually helps reduce inflammation for a good amount of time. Not gonna make it pain free, but will definitely help for a couple hours if you keep it on for a decent amount of time.

I forgot to put ice pack in freezer. Guess it's a bag of corn.

 

[Cheddarwurst]

Drank Monday then it hit. Haven't since.

Ask your Doc for a massive front end dose of prednisone, then taper off. I had it for two weeks one time and wanted to blow my brains out. T’s and P’s.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I forgot to put ice pack in freezer. Guess it's a bag of corn.

That will work better anyways, because you can break it up and form the bag of corn right around your foot. An ice pack is stiff and hard and hurts like hell (that’s what @HiddenLakes says after a dude fucks him) on your toe. Whenever I used ice I’d crush that shit up so I could basically wrap the bag around that part of my foot to get the top and bottom of the toe and then wrap a towel around it.

 

[Seasidedawg]

My sympathies Opie. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

 

[Goldhedge]

Never had gout... but then I live a fairly boring life with regards to all those food groups....

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Then when you come down snort Lexapro

I just noticed this post. What is lexapro? I honestly have no idea what it is but if retardcock, dirty Mike, and the boys are using it, it’s fucking effective.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Never had gout... but then I live a fairly boring life with regards to all those food groups....

Beef and fish and alcohol along with sugars. It’s called the kings disease because back in the day, as in the times when in most societies 90% of people were scavenging for food, the only people who could eat these foods were kings and his friends who sat on their asses doing nothing and developing gout.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I just noticed this post. What is lexapro? I honestly have no idea what it is but if retardcock, dirty Mike, and the boys are using it, it’s fucking effective.

Never mind, I just googled it. Yup, makes sense. Below is rebar and dirty Mike:


Retardcock is also a lover of old mustard and dogs. Note that.

 

[GatorOK]

Beef and fish and alcohol along with sugars. It’s called the kings disease because back in the day, as in the times when in most societies 90% of people were scavenging for food, the only people who could eat these foods were kings and his friends who sat on their asses doing nothing and developing gout.

Don’t forget Dragon. That is the food of royalty, most of us are mere peasants and don't eat dragon.

 

[TopHook]

No booze, no sugars, no beef, no fish.

Chicken/turkey/nuts/cheese/milk for proteins. Lots of veggies. Shit tons of water. And these:
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Found these. See how it goes.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

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Found these. See how it goes.

Edit: Those are only 1,000 mg. The ones i had recommended 10,500 per day. So don’t be afraid to pour yourself a bowl of this with some milk.

 

[TopHook]

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Edit: Those are only 1,000 mg. The ones i had recommended 10,500 per day. So don’t be afraid to pour yourself a bowl of this with some milk.

I'll have to check at another place close by see if they have it. That was all they had. Says 1 or 2 a day. is this the kiddy stuff?

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I'll have to check at another place close by see if they have it. That was all they had. Say 1 or 2 a day is this the kiddy stuff?

I would say so. But it will definitely help. Don’t be afraid to take plenty. It won’t hurt ya. Like I said I was taking probably 15,000 mg a day or more of the ones I have in the first picture of this thread.
Slam water too.

 

[TopHook]

Momma started it with the pickled shrimp.
Now she's got the remedy.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Momma started it with the pickled shrimp.
Now she's got the remedy.
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I’m saving that.

 

[TopHook]

Infla 650 for the pain but nothing else.

 

[Goldhedge]

Beef and fish and alcohol along with sugars. It’s called the kings disease because back in the day, as in the times when in most societies 90% of people were scavenging for food, the only people who could eat these foods were kings and his friends who sat on their asses doing nothing and developing gout.

Well, I do sit on my ass...

 

[imprimis]

I'll have to check at another place close by see if they have it. That was all they had. Says 1 or 2 a day. is this the kiddy stuff?

Mine says 1-2 a day. I take one and bump it to 2 if I've eaten too much meat.

 

[Idiot_Runner]

I’ve had it for 20 years. Allupurinol is your friend, go to a doctor and start taking it. Hydrate and hydrate some more. I take endomethicine for flares, Colchicine also good, both will fuck up your gut. If you are over weight lose It and it will probably go away eventually, but it will be worse as you are losing the weight. Good luck.

 

[MalO]

Anyone deal with it?

Only faggots have gout.

 

[TopHook]

Only faggots have gout.

You got sympathy pains bro?

 

[thenick_ttu]

lots of good info here. When I get a flare up I will do 1/4 teaspoon baking soda with 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar diluted in water 2 or 3 times per day. That knocks it out quick.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

lots of good info here. When I get a flare up I will do 1/4 teaspoon baking soda with 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar diluted in water 2 or 3 times per day. That knocks it out quick.

Forgot all about Apple cider vinegar. Definitely helps.

 

[Rebarcock.]

lots of good info here. When I get a flare up I will do 1/4 teaspoon baking soda with 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar diluted in water 2 or 3 times per day. That knocks it out quick.

That seems to work for all kinds of ailments

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

That seems to work for all kinds of ailments

Especially faggotry and you know all about that.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Especially faggotry and you know all about that.

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