Why haven’t you drank since Monday? Can I even trust you, bro?
Gout
- Thread starter TopHook
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Drank Monday then it hit. Haven't since.
I think I’ve had it before, not sure. I’m 43, so I’m not sure.
Too bad on the pickled shrimp. That looked amazinf
LafesterMacintosh
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^^^^Gel caps do seem to work better. But no fucking way 5 will knock it out, dull it, yes. If you want to sleep for a solid few hours you shouldn’t take any less than 8.
LafesterMacintosh
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Ice. Forgot to mention that. Ice that fucker. A lot.
Everytime I do that shit hurts worse. Guessing it's working but damn. I cant find my heating pad either
LafesterMacintosh
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To me heat would fucking make it worse. Never tried it tho.
Ice definitely hurts when you put it on there, but if you get over the first 5-10 minutes of pain from the ice weighing down on the crystals in your toe and leave it on for 25-30 mins it gives relief and actually helps reduce inflammation for a good amount of time. Not gonna make it pain free, but will definitely help for a couple hours if you keep it on for a decent amount of time.
I forgot to put ice pack in freezer. Guess it's a bag of corn.
Ask your Doc for a massive front end dose of prednisone, then taper off. I had it for two weeks one time and wanted to blow my brains out. T’s and P’s.
LafesterMacintosh
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That will work better anyways, because you can break it up and form the bag of corn right around your foot. An ice pack is stiff and hard and hurts like hell (that’s what @HiddenLakes says after a dude fucks him) on your toe. Whenever I used ice I’d crush that shit up so I could basically wrap the bag around that part of my foot to get the top and bottom of the toe and then wrap a towel around it.
My sympathies Opie. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
LafesterMacintosh
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I just noticed this post. What is lexapro? I honestly have no idea what it is but if retardcock, dirty Mike, and the boys are using it, it’s fucking effective.
LafesterMacintosh
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Beef and fish and alcohol along with sugars. It’s called the kings disease because back in the day, as in the times when in most societies 90% of people were scavenging for food, the only people who could eat these foods were kings and his friends who sat on their asses doing nothing and developing gout.
LafesterMacintosh
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Never mind, I just googled it. Yup, makes sense. Below is rebar and dirty Mike:
Retardcock is also a lover of old mustard and dogs. Note that.
Don’t forget Dragon. That is the food of royalty, most of us are mere peasants and don't eat dragon.
LafesterMacintosh
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Edit: Those are only 1,000 mg. The ones i had recommended 10,500 per day. So don’t be afraid to pour yourself a bowl of this with some milk.
I'll have to check at another place close by see if they have it. That was all they had. Says 1 or 2 a day. is this the kiddy stuff?
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LafesterMacintosh
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I would say so. But it will definitely help. Don’t be afraid to take plenty. It won’t hurt ya. Like I said I was taking probably 15,000 mg a day or more of the ones I have in the first picture of this thread.
Slam water too.
LafesterMacintosh
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Goldhedge
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Well, I do sit on my ass...
Mine says 1-2 a day. I take one and bump it to 2 if I've eaten too much meat.
Idiot_Runner
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I’ve had it for 20 years. Allupurinol is your friend, go to a doctor and start taking it. Hydrate and hydrate some more. I take endomethicine for flares, Colchicine also good, both will fuck up your gut. If you are over weight lose It and it will probably go away eventually, but it will be worse as you are losing the weight. Good luck.
MalO
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Only faggots have gout.
lots of good info here. When I get a flare up I will do 1/4 teaspoon baking soda with 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar diluted in water 2 or 3 times per day. That knocks it out quick.
LafesterMacintosh
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Forgot all about Apple cider vinegar. Definitely helps.
That seems to work for all kinds of ailments
LafesterMacintosh
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Especially faggotry and you know all about that.
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