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GOAT candy IMO
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If you want some comedic gold read the reviews on these
laterallyshaking
Elite
Reese's eggs (or trees) are the clear winners. Put them in the freezer and thank me later.
Chocolate: a tie between butterfinger and kitkat
fruity: sour patch kids
fruity: sour patch kids
You weren't lying. HO LEE SHIT.....those are AWESOME! Hiroshima sounds awful BTW!
You weren't lying. HO LEE SHIT.....those are AWESOME! Hiroshima sounds awful BTW!
I spent half a day laughing at these reviews one time, then ordered a bag and left them in my office break room.
Love that place
I've had a long battle with constipation due to my extremely poor diet of burgers and pizza. I bought this bag of gummy bears hoping that it would help me lose a little weight. Little did I know I would piss food out of my ass. I droped from 260 pounds to 215 pounds in just a few months using these little beauties. I don't have a sense of smell, but the birds flying by the windows would literally fall down and seize.
If you want to turn from morbidly obese to just moderately fat. Buy these beauties. They will instantly drop the meal you just ate into a toilet bowl that will turn the kid cleaning the restroom you choose to drop your deathly deposit at suicidal.
I used to do that with 3 Musketeers until I broke a tooth. No more.
Have you had the Reese's with Reese's Pieces inside? Life changing.
laterallyshaking
Elite
It sounds like a crime against nature... but I'll try it.
This is one of my favorites. Pairs well with scotch.
Clear Lee none of you fags have had this, because it would be your answer.
Alot of people don't know the story of how Officer Reeses first got the idea to mix peanut butter and chocolate.
laterallyshaking
Elite
All the fruity tootsie rolls are the GOAT fruity candy. Perfect consistency and flavor.
I’m munchin on old school Cry Babies (which are ridiculously sour).
While waiting for a shipment of Tart and Tiny.
GreenNewMe
Poster
im partial to dried fruit but if i have to eat candy ill go for the vegan gummy bears i forget what company makes them they are all in a little circle on the package they are pretty good
The correct answer
I have been ordering Old School candy for the last year from this Old Time Candy site. Pretty awesome!
www.oldtimecandy.com
Also If anyone else has tried them Chewy Tart and Tiny were the best ever!! Unfortunately, I cant find those bad boys anywhere in the interwebz! SAD!
Zots are another I have been ordering.
Goodbye from OldTimeCandy
www.oldtimecandy.com
Also If anyone else has tried them Chewy Tart and Tiny were the best ever!! Unfortunately, I cant find those bad boys anywhere in the interwebz! SAD!
Zots are another I have been ordering.
Dried mango does belong in the candy category
Bro, Da FAQ…..
No fruits and veggies dried or not don’t count as candy EVER!
I am a fuckin expert on candy and this is NOT acceptable. I glad defer to yore expertise on many issues……this is NOT 1.
I have been ordering Old School candy for the last year from this Old Time Candy site. Pretty awesome!
Goodbye from OldTimeCandy
Also If anyone else has tried them Chewy Tart and Tiny were the best ever!! Unfortunately, I cant find those bad boys anywhere in the interwebz! SAD!
Zots are another I have been ordering.
I thought I was the only one that still knew what zots were. Probly the only candy I still buy when I see it.
Party city was selling them individually for .10 each in the bins and I would clean 100/$10. Last year wife orders me 100/$15 and I gave her shit about wasting $5 went I could have had 50……until we went back to party city…..and poof they were gone. She now keeps my supply stocked for me.
I'm telling you, dried mango as amazing. Well specifically the one with additional sugar in this case
Kill your self
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