GOAT candy IMO

[PawPower1981]

 

[tiderollsonu]

If you want some comedic gold read the reviews on these

Amazon.com: Customer Questions & Answers

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

 

[TJHall1]

Gummy bears fuckin suck

 

[quickfeet]

I'm a big fan of these:



One of the most controversial candies is circus peanuts. I am a big circus peanut fan (I was going to abbreviate "circus peanuts" the second time but fortunately I realized it might send the wrong message)

 

[quickfeet]

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[laterallyshaking]

Reese's eggs (or trees) are the clear winners. Put them in the freezer and thank me later.

 

[Chris Farley]

Chocolate: a tie between butterfinger and kitkat

fruity: sour patch kids

 

[Sgfeer]

Forget this kids stuff, was in a Lindt store today.

 

[BurntJ]

If you want some comedic gold read the reviews on these

Amazon.com: Customer Questions & Answers

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

You weren't lying. HO LEE SHIT.....those are AWESOME! Hiroshima sounds awful BTW!

 

[tiderollsonu]

You weren't lying. HO LEE SHIT.....those are AWESOME! Hiroshima sounds awful BTW!

I spent half a day laughing at these reviews one time, then ordered a bag and left them in my office break room.

 

[denn]

Forget this kids stuff, was in a Lindt store today.

Love that place

 

[quickfeet]

If you want some comedic gold read the reviews on these

Amazon.com: Customer Questions & Answers

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

I've had a long battle with constipation due to my extremely poor diet of burgers and pizza. I bought this bag of gummy bears hoping that it would help me lose a little weight. Little did I know I would piss food out of my ass. I droped from 260 pounds to 215 pounds in just a few months using these little beauties. I don't have a sense of smell, but the birds flying by the windows would literally fall down and seize.

If you want to turn from morbidly obese to just moderately fat. Buy these beauties. They will instantly drop the meal you just ate into a toilet bowl that will turn the kid cleaning the restroom you choose to drop your deathly deposit at suicidal.

 

[imprimis]

Reese's eggs (or trees) are the clear winners. Put them in the freezer and thank me later.

I used to do that with 3 Musketeers until I broke a tooth. No more.

 

[El Tigre]

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[skramer100]

Reese's eggs (or trees) are the clear winners. Put them in the freezer and thank me later.

Have you had the Reese's with Reese's Pieces inside? Life changing.

 

[shiv]

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Holy fuck I forgot shocktarts existed. Good call.

Cadberry eggs are pretty boss IMO

 

[laterallyshaking]

Have you had the Reese's with Reese's Pieces inside? Life changing.

It sounds like a crime against nature... but I'll try it.

 

[TJHall1]

Good for post workout candy. Protein with the peanuts

 

[Astragalus]

This is one of my favorites. Pairs well with scotch.

 

[Chief_Trojan]

Clear Lee none of you fags have had this, because it would be your answer.

 

[Wait What]

 

[GarnetPild]

Alot of people don't know the story of how Officer Reeses first got the idea to mix peanut butter and chocolate.

 

[flyerjeff]

Chocolate: a tie between butterfinger and kitkat

fruity: sour patch kids

 

[quickfeet]

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@Chris Farley

edit: lol I just saw this was a response to him

 

[AgEngDawg]

Could eat a whole bag.

 

[shiv]

Not the goat, but sneaky good

 

[laterallyshaking]

Not the goat, but sneaky good

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All the fruity tootsie rolls are the GOAT fruity candy. Perfect consistency and flavor.

 

[BurntJ]

Not the goat, but sneaky good

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I’m munchin on old school Cry Babies (which are ridiculously sour).

While waiting for a shipment of Tart and Tiny.

 

[TopHook]

Warheads

 

[GreenNewMe]

im partial to dried fruit but if i have to eat candy ill go for the vegan gummy bears i forget what company makes them they are all in a little circle on the package they are pretty good

 

[denn]

Reese's eggs (or trees) are the clear winners. Put them in the freezer and thank me later.

The correct answer

 

[BurntJ]

I have been ordering Old School candy for the last year from this Old Time Candy site. Pretty awesome!

Old Fashioned and Retro Candy - Home of Candy you ate as a kid®

Shop Old Fashioned and Retro Candy from the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s & today - still available after all these years. You're never too old for a childhood memory. Free Shipping on orders of $250 or more.

www.oldtimecandy.com

Also If anyone else has tried them Chewy Tart and Tiny were the best ever!! Unfortunately, I cant find those bad boys anywhere in the interwebz! SAD!

Zots are another I have been ordering.

 

[quickfeet]

im partial to dried fruit but if i have to eat candy ill go for the vegan gummy bears i forget what company makes them they are all in a little circle on the package they are pretty good

Dried mango does belong in the candy category

 

[BurntJ]

Dried mango does belong in the candy category

Bro, Da FAQ…..

No fruits and veggies dried or not don’t count as candy EVER!

I am a fuckin expert on candy and this is NOT acceptable. I glad defer to yore expertise on many issues……this is NOT 1.

 

[madman71]

I normally don't care for sugar-free candy, but these are fan-fucking-tastic!

 

[champsballs]

I have been ordering Old School candy for the last year from this Old Time Candy site. Pretty awesome!

Old Fashioned and Retro Candy - Home of Candy you ate as a kid®

Shop Old Fashioned and Retro Candy from the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s & today - still available after all these years. You're never too old for a childhood memory. Free Shipping on orders of $250 or more.

www.oldtimecandy.com

Also If anyone else has tried them Chewy Tart and Tiny were the best ever!! Unfortunately, I cant find those bad boys anywhere in the interwebz! SAD!

Zots are another I have been ordering.

I thought I was the only one that still knew what zots were. Probly the only candy I still buy when I see it.

 

[champsballs]

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[BurntJ]

I thought I was the only one that still knew what zots were. Probly the only candy I still buy when I see it.

Party city was selling them individually for .10 each in the bins and I would clean 100/$10. Last year wife orders me 100/$15 and I gave her shit about wasting $5 went I could have had 50……until we went back to party city…..and poof they were gone. She now keeps my supply stocked for me.

 

[quickfeet]

Bro, Da FAQ…..

No fruits and veggies dried or not don’t count as candy EVER!

I am a fuckin expert on candy and this is NOT acceptable. I glad defer to yore expertise on many issues……this is NOT 1.

I'm telling you, dried mango as amazing. Well specifically the one with additional sugar in this case

 

[Oler Ted]

I'm telling you, dried mango as amazing. Well specifically the one with additional sugar in this case

Kill your self