Gather round all of you degenerates and losers who are dateless for Valentines Day, it's time to MEET-AN-INMATE

[quickfeet]

 

[AmericanViking]

So she loves red hair and beards. Where are our resident vikings at? @Viking

Haha. I’m a red bearded SOB. not available though

 

[TJHall1]

So she loves red hair and beards. Where are our resident vikings at? @Viking

Part Norwegian. Reddish beard. Available at times. What's she look like?

 

[Rube Reaper]

I feel very excluded in this thread @TheNJNole

 

[TopHook]

I feel very excluded in this thread @TheNJNole

Shilough is probably more up your alley. She seems inclusive.

 

[d-tiger45]

I was going to email one a couple years back whrn tMB was going to troll that site but the young lass I pikced out to email had killed a guy and burned him and the house down., I decided I was NOT going to “fvck around and find out”

 

[madman71]

Here is one.

Kelley Cannon 471030

Hello, I'm looking for a friend to be a pen pal and have a great conversation with.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

 

[madman71]

I thought she was a hottie:

Andria Stanley #1861816

My name is Andria and I am looking to correspond with someone who is understanding, friendly and trustworthy.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

so I Googled her and holy shit, she's a special kind of crazy:

A story of domestic violence unlike any you’ve ever heard | Texas District & County Attorneys Association

Jason Witt and Andria Stanley met through an online dating service in August 2005. Jason was a Connecticut native who attended graduate school at the University of Texas at Austin and was working in…

www.tdcaa.com

 

[Zgdaf]

Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals

Includes profiles and photos of incarcerated men and women seeking correspondence and companionship. Ads are categorized by age. All addresses are free.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

I'm sure a bunch of you are chomping at the bit to reach out and find your next love connection......

We'll kick it off with Autumn.....

Autumn Stagaard E91204

Hello, I'm looking for a friend to be a pen pal and have a great conversation with.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

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[PleasureMoose]

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Emra Kuc 1875001

Hello, I'm looking for a friend to be a pen pal and have a great conversation with.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

Hi, I was originally born in Bosnia but raised in the Tampa, FL area since I was 5 years old. I've been in pinellas county jail since february 2021 waiting to get sentenced for federal prison.

I've always loved God and my love has only grown stronger since I've been incarcerated.

It'd be nice to find a friend with a positive attitude, strong faith, and a sense of humor like me. Brownie points for red hair and beards, hehe.

Being the tall girl growing up I've always stayed fit and spent my time here working out, training the other girls, doing yoga, and reading. I love learning and expanding my knowledge on life, magazines and books help me tremendously daily.

I speak Bosnian, English, and learning Spanish. Yo necesito practicar mi espanol y estoy apprendo cada semana con un libre.

I'm a sagittarius, so I've always loved traveling. I spent the last 2 years prior to my arrest exploring the entire US and have visited Europe since moving to the US. I hope to hear from someone educated, funny, and like minded who loves life and has a thirst for adventure.

 

[PleasureMoose]

So I just created an account on gettingout.com and found her profile. I'm about to send her $10 in hopes she'll respond back. I'm thinking of a message to send her now... thinking about just being straight up and telling her about the forum and how she can gain internet popularity and be famous etc. etc. any idea's?

Kylee Beachner 0122906

Hi! I’m Kylee Beachner! I’m 21 years old and I have about 2 years left. I’m a 5’5” cute little blonde, looking for someone who can make me laugh and keep me company.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

I'll post any message i send her or receive back on here but i wanna make this legit

 

[GarnetPild]

I thought she was a hottie:

Andria Stanley #1861816

My name is Andria and I am looking to correspond with someone who is understanding, friendly and trustworthy.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

so I Googled her and holy shit, she's a special kind of crazy:

A story of domestic violence unlike any you’ve ever heard | Texas District & County Attorneys Association

Jason Witt and Andria Stanley met through an online dating service in August 2005. Jason was a Connecticut native who attended graduate school at the University of Texas at Austin and was working in…

www.tdcaa.com

 

[GarnetPild]

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Fucking LOVE that episode.

 

[GarnetPild]

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I love that Dennis & Dee were on crack ONE episode, years earlier, and still crave that shit constantly.

 

[Oler Ted]

Clearly innocent. She can do house arrest in my basement

 

[PleasureMoose]

I love that Dennis & Dee were on crack ONE episode, years earlier, and still crave that shit constantly.

This is probably for another thread but I watched every episode a dozen times... Seriously. Its so genius ..Rob McElhenney (Mac) was good friends with Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera growing up

 

[Oler Ted]

So I just created an account on gettingout.com and found her profile. I'm about to send her $10 in hopes she'll respond back. I'm thinking of a message to send her now... thinking about just being straight up and telling her about the forum and how she can gain internet popularity and be famous etc. etc. any idea's?

Kylee Beachner 0122906

Hi! I’m Kylee Beachner! I’m 21 years old and I have about 2 years left. I’m a 5’5” cute little blonde, looking for someone who can make me laugh and keep me company.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

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I'll post any message i send her or receive back on here but i wanna make this legit

You da real mvp

 

[PleasureMoose]

All hands on deck. what message should i send? It cost .25 cents to send a message so lets make this count lol

 

[shiv]

So I just created an account on gettingout.com and found her profile. I'm about to send her $10 in hopes she'll respond back. I'm thinking of a message to send her now... thinking about just being straight up and telling her about the forum and how she can gain internet popularity and be famous etc. etc. any idea's?

Kylee Beachner 0122906

Hi! I’m Kylee Beachner! I’m 21 years old and I have about 2 years left. I’m a 5’5” cute little blonde, looking for someone who can make me laugh and keep me company.

www.meet-an-inmate.com

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I'll post any message i send her or receive back on here but i wanna make this legit

Yes!

 

[GarnetPild]

This is probably for another thread but I watched every episode a dozen times... Seriously. Its so genius ..Rob McElhenney (Mac) was good friends with Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera growing up

I have also seen every episode like a dozen times...another thread indeed, good call-

Always Sunny in Philadelphia

GOAT sitcom? Has to be up there. So we don't clog up the other thread with it, post your favorite clips here. Too many of my favorites to know where to begin, but here are two glorious clips- Bring it @PleasureMoose

www.thefreespeechforum.com

 

[shiv]

All hands on deck. what message should i send? It cost .25 cents to send a message so lets make this count lol
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Give me a second to think. I wonder if she has internet access. No way she is going to go back to the forum after she gets out

 

[shiv]

All hands on deck. what message should i send? It cost .25 cents to send a message so lets make this count lol
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I think you almost got to play it very casual to start. Like a friendly opening.
Maybe even be honest

 

[Edgehollow]

Was just gonna post this. I'm flat scared to death of suffocation/drowning/being buried alive, and getting shot by a .22 Magnum in the face and beaten with a baton...but she's a cutie.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Give me a second to think. I wonder if she has internet access. No way she is going to go back to the forum after she gets out

I think you almost got to play it very casual to start. Like a friendly opening.
Maybe even be honest

She prob just has a kiosk where she can only respond to what we send.. Being honest is what im gonna go with.. I know she doesn't care about the forum..shes a woman... but she does care about clout and likes

We gotta play it different and stand out for her to pay attention theres way to many simps out there..I'm gonna give it some time as well for everyone to think and us come up with a good message

 

[Edgehollow]

I think you almost got to play it very casual to start. Like a friendly opening.
Maybe even be honest

My wife told me last night after dealing with one of her single friends that "Girls don't want a dick pic", so obviously you should start with a dick pic.

 

[Hoppo]

Best personals site in the planet.

Back in 2000 I worked for a startup paid search company. These guys were one of our first advertisers. I spent a lot of time surfing the site and sending the good ones out to everybody in the office.

I wish I had saved my favorite. She was a blond with crazy eyes, had the following answers:

Marital status: widowed
Release date: 2025 (25 years from then)

Wonder what she was in for?

 

[PleasureMoose]

My wife told me last night after dealing with one of her single friends that "Girls don't want a dick pic", so obviously you should start with a dick pic.

i have buddy who is completely shameless and sends every girl he meets a dick pic and after talking to those girls everyone one says how weird it is and laughs their ass off

 

[quickfeet]

She prob just has a kiosk where she can only respond to what we send.. Being honest is what im gonna go with.. I know she doesn't care about the forum..shes a woman... but she does care about clout and likes

We gotta play it different and stand out for her to pay attention theres way to many simps out there..I'm gonna give it some time as well for everyone to think and us come up with a good message

Here is what I came up with so far. Take it or leave it.

Hey Kylee,

One of my friends posted a link to a website called meet-an-inmate. It was kind of a a sarcastic thing at first, but after looking through the list we all just felt a need to reach out to you.

There are quite a few of us interested in your story and getting to know you. We think you look smoking hot in your bikini pic

 

[PleasureMoose]

Here is what I came up with so far. Take it or leave it.

Hey Kylee,

One of my friends posted a link to a website called meet-an-inmate. It was kind of a a sarcastic thing at first, but after looking through the list we all just felt a need to reach out to you.

There are quite a few of us interested in your story and getting to know you. We think you look smoking hot in your bikini pic

very nice! So I'm use this as the body and edit it w whatever else we come up with

 

[quickfeet]

Best personals site in the planet.

Back in 2000 I worked for a startup paid search company. These guys were one of our first advertisers. I spent a lot of time surfing the site and sending the good ones out to everybody in the office.

I wish I had saved my favorite. She was a blond with crazy eyes, had the following answers:

Marital status: widowed
Release date: 2025 (25 years from then)

Wonder what she was in for?

Probably for something she didn't do

 

[quickfeet]

very nice! So I'm use this as the body and edit it w whatever else we come up with

Mix in that we have an internet community and she already has a following, but be subtle.

Lay the groundwork to really get her interested. We might want her to think we have money, and have this mysterious opportunity for her.

But be careful because I am sure this are screened so you can't be too over the top.

I think referring as a "we" is better than 'I"

 

[quickfeet]

very nice! So I'm use this as the body and edit it w whatever else we come up with

Even make her feel a little bit bad about herself if you can squeeze it in. You can't be over the top simp by any means. Talk to her like you are her father.

Maybe even make declarations to her she will do this things rather than make requests.

"You will do this" rather than "would you do this"

"When you respond telling us more about yourself, we might drop you some more details if we decide you are the right one..."

 

[quickfeet]

Look Kylee, lets be honest, you have really humiliated yourself. This mistake is going to follow you the rest of your life. The thought might fade away some but you always are always going to be "that girl that went to prison, what was her name?"

and then start giving her some hope

 

[PleasureMoose]

Even make her feel a little bit bad about herself if you can squeeze it in. You can't be over the top simp by any means. Talk to her like you are her father.

Maybe even make declarations to her she will do this things rather than make requests.

"You will do this" rather than "would you do this"

"When you respond telling us more about yourself, we might drop you some more details if we decide you are the right one..."

Hey Kylee,

so I'm part of a internet forum w about 3000 members and a link was posted there to a website called meet-an-inmate. It was kind of a sarcastic thing at first.. but it gain huge popularity in just a matter of hours.. so we ended up deciding you were the hottest lol

I wanted to reach out to you and get to know you and your story.. we wanna work on getting some $$$ sent to you. We also think you're sexy af in your bikini pic

 

[PleasureMoose]

Look Kylee, lets be honest, you have really humiliated yourself. This mistake is going to follow you the rest of your life. The thought might fade away some but you always are always going to be "that girl that went to prison, what was her name?"

and then start giving her some hope

So you want me D.E.N.N.I.S a girl in prison.. i love it

 

[quickfeet]

Hey Kylee,

so I'm part of a internet forum w about 3000 members and a link was posted there to a website called meet-an-inmate. It was kind of a sarcastic thing at first.. but it gain huge popularity in just a matter of hours.. so we ended up deciding you were the hottest lol

I wanted to reach out to you and get to know you and your story.. we wanna work on getting some $$$ sent to you. We also think you're sexy af in your bikini pic

Too much. Check out my last message. Start by making her feel like she has been bad and embarrassed herself.

Don't say anything about the forum. Maybe that you are part of an "emerging digital community that has some opportunities"

 

[TheNJNole]

Don't send me any wedding invites....

Her content is probably screened or filtered .

 

[quickfeet]

Don't send me any wedding invites....

Her contenis probably screened or filterrd

Yeah you've got to be careful.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Don't send me any wedding invites....

Her content is probably screened or filtered .

that's too bad cause you're the best man you started the thread

 

[TheNJNole]

i have buddy who is completely shameless and sends every girl he meets a dick pic and after talking to those girls everyone one says how weird it is and laughs their ass off

Did you receive one? Lol

@Rube Reaper