Fur fux sake

[TJHall1]

Police: Man stole 400-pound slide from playground, mounted it on bunkbed

(WHDH) — A man is facing charges after he allegedly stole a 400-pound slide from a playground and mounted it on a bunkbed in his...

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I didn't read any if the above article. The headline was enough.

 

[tgsio]

Police: Man stole 400-pound slide from playground, mounted it on bunkbed

(WHDH) — A man is facing charges after he allegedly stole a 400-pound slide from a playground and mounted it on a bunkbed in his...

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I didn't read any if the above article. The headline was enough.

I mean.. can you imagine?

Julian: what are you in for?

Big Bubba: offed the old lady. You?

Jules: kidnapping, rape, attempted murder.

Both turn to look at Dustin with that look...

Dustin: I stole a slide for my bunkbed.

Dustin ain't going to get the top bunk, never mind get to be the top.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Croot_Overlord]

If that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right

 

[hmt5000]

That seems like one of those crimes you make him pay for fixing it and laugh at him but let him stay out of jail. It sounds like something we would of done in HS.

 

[120north]

I mean.. can you imagine?

Julian: what are you in for?

Big Bubba: offed the old lady. You?

Jules: kidnapping, rape, attempted murder.

Both turn to look at Dustin with that look...

Dustin: I stole a slide for my bunkbed.

Dustin ain't going to get the top bunk, never mind get to be the top.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Prolly the funniest shit I read all day. Two thumbs up.

 

[22*43*51]

That guy’s son has a Dad that loves the hell out of him.

I bet his kid runs shit at his school too.

 

[catreaper]

His picture is incredible. I’ve never seen someone concentrate so hard on looking at their nose.

 

[tgsio]

Prolly the funniest shit I read all day. Two thumbs up.

These are the things I think about. 🤣

 

[Detective John Kimble]

And he’s not from Florida.