Explain to me why I got carded to buy non alcoholic beer?

[d-tiger45]

On the wagon for a bit and was surprised I got carded for buying these.

Also, about to steam these::

 

[Taggart]

Cause it looks like you drank one in the store?

 

[d-tiger45]

Fvck yes

 

[sanction]

Last weekend

 

[hmt5000]

I used to save cans for recycling because I was dumb when I was younger. I got pulled over by a cop and he saw that I had about 50 empty cans in the back of my truck. He gave me 2 breath test and made me do the monkey tricks. I kept explaining to him that they were for recycling. I had 3 different beer and 5 different coke cans... dude just couldn't believe I wasn't drunk because he saw those cans. I sit there for almost an hour while he kept getting more officers to try to figure out what to do.

 

[TopHook]

On the wagon for a bit and was surprised I got carded for buying these.View attachment 167273

Also, about to steam these::

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Still has same affect alcohol does on intestines. Where are the oysters from?

 

[champsballs]

On the wagon for a bit and was surprised I got carded for buying these.View attachment 167273

Also, about to steam these::

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They were probably wondering if you identify as a woman on you ID or if you’re just a massive pussy

 

[d-tiger45]

They were probably wondering if you identify as a woman on you ID or if you’re just a massive pussy

If Trying to be a better person and not a raging drunk makes me a raging pussy I guess I am one. I’d rather have a few cold beers with oysters and great friends whether they’re alcoholic or not

 

[PleasureMoose]

So are you drinking Heineken strictly for the taste or to look cool around your friends?

What even is the point of non-alcoholic beer

 

[d-tiger45]

So are you drinking Heineken strictly for the taste or to look cool around your friends?

What even is the point of non-alcoholic beer

A: I like Heineken
2: my friends accept me whether I’m drinking real beer or pussy beers.
D: my friends that hosted us tonight are 15 miles from home. I had some pussy beer and a few real ones to make sure I was safe to drive.

 

[imprimis]

I used to save cans for recycling because I was dumb when I was younger. I got pulled over by a cop and he saw that I had about 50 empty cans in the back of my truck. He gave me 2 breath test and made me do the monkey tricks. I kept explaining to him that they were for recycling. I had 3 different beer and 5 different coke cans... dude just couldn't believe I wasn't drunk because he saw those cans. I sit there for almost an hour while he kept getting more officers to try to figure out what to do.

Was this in Uvalde, Texas, while a murderer was killing kids in a school?

 

[Joe Kings]

Last weekend

Nothing like Ajax as a seasoning

 

[champsballs]

If Trying to be a better person and not a raging drunk makes me a raging pussy I guess I am one. I’d rather have a few cold beers with oysters and great friends whether they’re alcoholic or not

Lol
Don’t worry I’m a bigger pussy

 

[sanction]

Nothing like Ajax as a seasoning

Ran out of Comet.

My beer had alcohol though.

 

[AgentOrange186]

Non-Alcoholic beer still contains around .5% or less alcohol so that may be one reason.

EDIT: I see yours actually says 0.0% so I don't know. Maybe it's a state law to discourage minors from drinking anything alcohol related.

 

[BurntJ]

Non-Alcoholic beer still contains around .5% or less alcohol so that may be one reason.

EDIT: I see yours actually says 0.0% so I don't know. Maybe it's a state law to discourage minors from drinking anything alcohol related.

JFC.....are ALL utjrjr fans Mental Midgets.

The box in the photo literally shows 0.0 and says Alcohol FREE. Yes many do contain small amount but JFC he literally showed you the box that makes this clear.

 

[champsballs]

JFC.....are ALL utjrjr fans Mental Midgets.

The box in the photo literally shows 0.0 and says Alcohol FREE. Yes many do contain small amount but JFC he literally showed you the box that makes this clear.

 

[champsballs]

JFC.....are ALL utjrjr fans Mental Midgets.

The box in the photo literally shows 0.0 and says Alcohol FREE. Yes many do contain small amount but JFC he literally showed you the box that makes this clear.

 

[BurntJ]

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Notice its says LESS than 0.5% Alcohol by Volume.


That means it may have up to 0.5% Alcohol.

The Heineken box says 0.0% Alcohol FREE....(so yeah you may be correct BUT if so Heineken will be losing a class action lawsuit eventually b/c this is easily provable.)

 

[tiderollsonu]

Cooked oysters are disgusting unless they are Rockefeller, raw I can eat 3 dozen in a sitting....

 

[laterallyshaking]

I don't have to explain anything to you, dude.

 

[AmericanViking]

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Fvck yes

Slap ya mamma has started making a really good Louisiana style hot sauce. Has a little heat unlike red hot or Louisiana. Zattarains makes an amazing one too. It’s not hot but the flavor is spectacular.

 

[yankmenoodle]

Diversity hire.