Do you have a made up person you use to scare your kids with?

[shiv]

Like the boogeyman?

This is Bobby Sampleton. He lives in my parents garage and my kids are terrified of him




He used to live in my cousins garage until he moved out to the country. But now Slim Jenkins lives in the woods behind my cousins house




Our kids are very well behaved when they think they might have to be left alone with Bobby or Slim

 

[sanction]

I just scream “Joe Biden’s gonna finger
pop your butthole”

 

[Cletusnow]

Chester the molester

 

[shiv]

Chester the molester

Pic?

 

[Cletusnow]

 

[PawPower1981]

I tell my younger son every now and again that kids have been disappearing from the neighborhood and people have been reporting a clown roaming the streets after midnight

 

[shiv]

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Shut up son or I’m gonna drop you off at Chester’s

 

[STMF2X]

Born and raised in Omaha, my parents did the exact same threat every other kids parents did…..drive us over to Boys Town and threaten to drop us off.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I just use my fists to make kids behave.

 

[TopHook]

 

[shiv]

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This is kind of terrifying. What do we call him?

I would love to name him if he doesn’t have one

 

[TopHook]

This is kind of terrifying. What do we call him?

I would love to name him if he doesn’t have one

The guy everyone sees in their dreams.

 

[shiv]

The guy everyone sees in their dreams.

Now that you say it, I 100% have seen this guy in my dreams. Just got chills. Serious statement

 

[CuriousFiend]

No need.
Local council takes care of it for the entire neighborhood....

Spoiler

 

[Cletusnow]

This is kind of terrifying. What do we call him?

I would love to name him if he doesn’t have one

The forehead

 

[yankmenoodle]

My friends grandchildren were getting out of hand, and their pa said he was going to get the boogey man if they didn't calm down. Several minutes later, the kids just froze in terror. He put a stocking over his head and laid in the floor, looking around a corner in the room.

 

[PawPower1981]

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I’ve never seen this fag

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

We had a mens old lady that lived down the street with bats in her attic. We used to threaten to drop the kids off at her house. Can’t remember her name though.

 

[TopHook]

 

[PawPower1981]

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[PeytonMooning]

Are we supposed to be using imaginary people? I tell my kids I'll take them to my mother-in-law's house.