Did we award the Dog Shit poster of 2024 yet?

Fvck, there are soooo many in the running.

@Cartoondude135
@jakebrostan. RIP
@Martin (DEI hire)
@Rebarcock.
Did I win?
I'd like to thank all the fans who voted for me.
It was a tough year with injuries and adversity.
I grabbed my lunch pal and grabbed my phone and did my best to be barrily comprehendable and what nots.
It has been my goal for well shit I can't remember what I was going to say.
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WINNER ALERT
@NotoriousOutlawRecords


This dude doesn't even have a single reply in his post. Keeps talking to himself.

He needs to go back and play with his Ham Radio in his parents basement.



that's right ngga
no 1
for 50 yrs
has truly been
my dude
except
God!
[Intro]
Whats with all the Doom & Gloom, SKB?
Are U 4 real dude?
U know got damned well, why!

[V1]
Yo all fuct & so fuct, we oughta open the ovens back up & start serve'n all these reptiles well done
It'd be well deserved 4 all the years the internal revenue
Serviced us into decommission
Frequency jamming transmissions & trillion dollar disappearing acts & the fact that
Once U have a child
Uncle Sam acts more tyrannical than firefighters guarding a fire hydrant
So just open the flood gates if yer not gonna burn the whole damned thing down
Rip'n mountain sides & still blaming insurance claims
Claiming I'm the champ of Skitzo
But we know the truth about that
Now don't we!

[Hook]
Only here 4 the Apocalypse (Bang-Bang!)
No apologies ever coming from these lips!
This is humanities pink slip! (You're all fired!)
Just let me slip my itch'n-trip'n trig-fings into the trigger guards (Brr-Brr!)

[V2]
Now if the Feds won't let me see death what makes U think U could fold me up into that bed
Bix I'd relish in it as the sky blackens
& thats yo ass, cuz it's the end
Where these pist poles'll do more than shift fault lines
Outlined in the chalk dust of the occasional equational dysfunction of these serpents
Ideal projections of Utopia
U two-pia & no language skill set would come as so close
To tell'n the truths like NoRecs
& U u u u u can put that on the anthemous sounds of these guns bellowing in the distance & 4 any instance
That U believe U can catch me slip'n
Just know I sleep with my finger on the triggers as I dream of the only thing I've ever dreamed!

[Hook]

[V3]
Said U was fed up but went a head & cashed another check, filed taxes & just followed suit, when the feds told U
(Lie upon lie & called it truth!)
Truth is, yer all already as dead as me
Now when they said 7 seconds of thot
Puts U were U truly long to belong
It must have really positioned me on the new Kingdom's throne
Cuz not a got damned 1 of U is ready for this bone I'm pick'n with the Elite
The Feds & the devil himself
(I'm coming 4 U all!)
& thats just me standing in a mirror 40 years in the future
Cackling at all those who said they was ready 4 war
(& yet I'm the only 1 left standing!)
& boys I'm more than standing on this mission given by the Gods-God & the Goddess
(I'm just await'n the day!)
When Uncle Sam's entire infantile infrastructure is destroyed
& Unc, the Devil & all U evil ass serpents
Are skinned & displayed on fuck'n pikes!

[Hook]
 
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