Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[imprimis]

BREAKING: After Border agents surged to Charlotte NC, 15% PERCENT of the ENTIRE county school population missed school today

20,935 STUDENTS were ABSENT today."

A conservative estimate is that one-seventh of a major southern public school district is here illegally." - Stephen Miller

HOLY CRAP.It's THAT bad.

Don't know how it's done in NC. In Texas, the schools don't get paid by the state for those not in attendance. Remove these students, reduce work force and save tax dollars.

Every day brings a new litany of tax dollars misspent at every level of taxation.

I want to see all these thieves sent to jail. More importantly, I want the money returned with interest.

 

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[Sgfeer]

 

[Asshole]

Lol 70% of the internet is down due to cloudflare fuck ups. Be aware. Trade accordingly.

Worst hit: All of Europe (Frankfurt, Amsterdam, London, Paris, Stockholm, Warsaw, etc.), large parts of APAC (Melbourne, Sydney, Singapore, Tokyo), and now many US nodes (Los Angeles, Miami, Ashburn, Israel/Tel Aviv temporarily down or flaky).

It’s been 2+ hours of full disruption for a lot of people.

Current real status (14:20 UTC, November 18, 2025):​

• Cloudflare's own status page finally admitted: "Internal service degradation" — ongoing, fix in progress.
• Dashboard/API still throwing 500s and broken captchas for many.
• Edge nodes: Europe 100 % red, large parts of APAC red, US mixed (Ashburn/Israel/LA/Miami degraded again), Latin America and Africa mostly holding.
• Affected services still down or flaky: X, ChatGPT, Discord, Shopify, Crunchyroll, League of Legends, many banks/CDNs.
  
  

This is one of the longest and widest Cloudflare outages in years — pushing 3 hours now.

Not an attack — just a bad internal change that snowballed globally.

But let it be a lesson.

 

[Asshole]

Oh look, another round of Epstein distractions.

Where?

 

[imprimis]

Lol 70% of the internet is down due to cloudflare fuck ups. Be aware. Trade accordingly.

Worst hit: All of Europe (Frankfurt, Amsterdam, London, Paris, Stockholm, Warsaw, etc.), large parts of APAC (Melbourne, Sydney, Singapore, Tokyo), and now many US nodes (Los Angeles, Miami, Ashburn, Israel/Tel Aviv temporarily down or flaky).

It’s been 2+ hours of full disruption for a lot of people.

Happening in Dallas.

 

[Asshole]

 

[Asshole]

Happening in Dallas.

It started in Europe, its been resolved. Then it came back even more widespread.

They went one after another, I was jumping VPN locations by the minute or so.

Currently there isnt a single location I can go to for it to work (was testing website Development).