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On my first day, we told every state to send us their SNAP data so we could make sure illegal immigrants aren’t getting benefits meant for American families.

29 states stepped up. 21 blue states refused — and two SUED US FOR ASKING!

And guess what? In just the states that cooperated, we’ve already uncovered massive fraud.

The Democrat Party has turned its back on working Americans and built its entire strategy around protecting illegal aliens. They know if the handouts stop, those illegals will go back home, and Democrats will lose 20+ seats after the next census. There’s a new sheriff in town.
 


Is this even true I live in a place where you have to go 40 min just to have any real food don't even know what this is. From a post

We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.”Rookie mistake.

Twenty minutes later…I’m pushing a cart (WHY do they even have carts at a gas station??),my toddler is licking a 3-pound bag of gummy worms,

My husband is talking to a complete stranger about beef jerky like it’s a fine wine tasting,andI’m somehow Standing there with a cart full of fudge, a brisket sandwich the size of my face., matching family Buc-ee’s shirts, and a cast iron skillet I absolutely did NOT need

The baby has a whole new wardrobe and is now chewing on a Buc-ee’s spatula like a teether
The 5-year-old has a beaver plushie the size of a Golden Retriever.
And I’m $300 poorer wondering how the heck we just left a GAS STATION with more stuff than I got at Target last week.

Buc-ee’s isn’t a gas station. It’s a full-blown amusement park disguised as a bathroom break. And we fall for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Send help
.And wet wipes.
And maybe another brisket taco.
 


Is this even true I live in a place where you have to go 40 min just to have any real food don't even know what this is. From a post

We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.”Rookie mistake.

Twenty minutes later…I’m pushing a cart (WHY do they even have carts at a gas station??),my toddler is licking a 3-pound bag of gummy worms,

My husband is talking to a complete stranger about beef jerky like it’s a fine wine tasting,andI’m somehow Standing there with a cart full of fudge, a brisket sandwich the size of my face., matching family Buc-ee’s shirts, and a cast iron skillet I absolutely did NOT need

The baby has a whole new wardrobe and is now chewing on a Buc-ee’s spatula like a teether
The 5-year-old has a beaver plushie the size of a Golden Retriever.
And I’m $300 poorer wondering how the heck we just left a GAS STATION with more stuff than I got at Target last week.

Buc-ee’s isn’t a gas station. It’s a full-blown amusement park disguised as a bathroom break. And we fall for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Send help
.And wet wipes.
And maybe another brisket taco.

They have taken impulse buying to a new level. Marketing classes nationwide should be teaching this rather than how many junk email can our computers send out daily.
 

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