
Nancy Pelosi’s too old for prison? Bull. She didn’t give a damn about Trump’s age when she was foaming at the mouth to lock him up over every little thing.
At 85, she’s still sharp enough to screw over the country, so don’t hand her a free pass just ‘cause she’s ancient. This drunk old hag’s got no shame, preaching justice while dodging it herself. If Trump’s fair game for jail, so’s she—no excuses, no tears.
Her insider trading? It’s a freaking scam. She and her husband are making bank on stocks, somehow always buying and selling at the perfect time. You think that’s luck? Hell no. She’s got access to secrets the rest of us peasants can only dream of. While we’re slaving away, she’s sipping wine and stacking millions, laughing at how easy it is to game the system. It’s robbery, plain and simple, and she’s the ringleader.
January 6th? She staged that mess like a damn soap opera. Pelosi ran the show at the Capitol, but security was weaker than her knees after a bender. Why? ‘Cause she wanted a riot to smear Trump and his supporters. She let it happen, then played the victim while pointing fingers. It’s a disgusting setup, and she’s the puppet master, too busy plotting to care about the truth. Drunk or sober, she’s a power-hungry crook who needs to answer for her crimes.