I don’t think Elvis sang with a Hispanic accent.
Elvis died 47 years ago at the age of 42. If by some chance he was still alive and living in Mexico, he would be 89.
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen anyone put on a concert at 90 years old, but the 90-year-old performer is a shadow of himself.
I saw Willie Nelson at 90 years old several months ago he sat on a stool, he talked more than he sang, and even though he opened with whiskey River he did not close with it. I was able to name every song in order for the first 20 minutes of the concert. If you own the 1977 album, Willie and Family Live, everything from whiskey River to where a redheaded stranger is on the album is always the same always. He usually ends with a whiskey River, but this time he didn’t.
The man’s put out so many albums, but I think two of my favorites are “Shot Gun Willie, The Red Headed Stranger, and the IRS tapes.
There’s not a song that is popular on the IRS tapes, but it’s poignant reflection and look ahead at one’s life.
You know you’re getting old when your father is at the same Willie Nelson concert you are. It was at the old concrete factory and the lady friend and I and her friend sat up on the hill looking down. Where as my father and his girlfriend, ( New mom I call her.) we’re in seats at the stage area while her and I were up above. Their tickets were more expensive than ours, but I didn’t buy our tickets that lady did. She was also upset when I told her my dad was there and she asked me if I was going to take her to meet him and I said “No”
“ what am I supposed to say, “hey father this is a married woman I’ve been sleeping with for five years.”
I don’t feel guilty though because I don’t call her. She calls me and I don’t go over there. She comes over here when I call.
Her husband has to know, but she’s bat shit crazy, and her rocking body can’t make up for that so he’s fine for her to be gone. Plus, he has been told that I’m her best Gay friend.
One night I was over at their house and her and I were laying on the floor under a blanket and he was on the computer on the other side of the big living room facing in the 90° angle
She fled my member into her anal cavity, right there with him in the room.
I haven’t called her in a while and want to, but I’m working on two new ones right now.
I went to the other one’s house last night and did not try anything. That’s what I say is the secret to get into a woman’s pants is acting like she’s no big deal because she’s not just like I’m not and you’re not. (unless you’re that guy who is the banker whatever in South America, he’s very important because he shares with us his tweets.(if he wants, I can help him construct them in the future so they’re a little more funny.