Day 1 in Paris is almost over ( except for something I can't talk about

) and to be completely honest, this city has completely exceeded my expectations. People have been far friendlier than I thought they'd be. They food and wine have been great. French chicks don't wear bras so it's ( . Y . ) all the time- daddy like!!!!! We did a dinner river cruise on the Seine and to be honest it made me want to spend more time here. The people in this city in the evening sit along the banks of the river and drink their wine/beer and eat their baguettes and just enjoy life. I'm doing that with the queen tomorrow night.
Oh yeah, did the EuroStar train from London to Paris this morning. Spent 17.7 minutes under the English Channel- it went much faster than I thought it would but is a great way to travel. Climbed the Arc de Triomphe and had some incredible views.
We have a great hotel about a Bryson DeChambeau tee shot from the Eiffel Tower. Totally worth the $.