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It’s 0325 in central FLA and time to go on a trans Atlantic cruise! Waited 532 days since booking this MFer. If you see a tweet about an international incident of a MAGA man having to “handle” an immigrant in London in the next 2 weeks, start a Go Fund Me for my bail. I’ll try to keep up with the thread as having 3 weeks worth of catching up to do when I get back could be too much to do. Take care boys (and girl) keep being awesome!
 
It’s 0325 in central FLA and time to go on a trans Atlantic cruise! Waited 532 days since booking this MFer. If you see a tweet about an international incident of a MAGA man having to “handle” an immigrant in London in the next 2 weeks, start a Go Fund Me for my bail. I’ll try to keep up with the thread as having 3 weeks worth of catching up to do when I get back could be too much to do. Take care boys (and girl) keep being awesome!
Have a great time dude. Hope you enjoy the Lamb Kebabs. Enjoy the time with your Wife!
 
Have you guys heard the theory about 300 years of history being fabricated? Probably not true but it's a hoot to think about.
Phantom time conspiracy theory is a pseudohistorical conspiracy theory first asserted by Heribert Illig in 1991. It hypothesizes a conspiracy by the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and possibly the Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII,[<em><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Please_clarify" title="Wikipedia:Please clarify"><span title="He lived in a different time frame. (December 2021)">further explanation needed</span></a></em>] to fabricate the Anno Domini dating system retroactively, in order to place them at the special year of AD 1000, and to rewrite history<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-1"><span>[</span>1<span>]</span></a> to legitimize Otto's claim to the Holy Roman Empire. Illig believed that this was achieved through the alteration, misrepresentation and forgery of documentary and physical evidence.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-fomenko1-2"><span>[</span>2<span>]</span></a> According to this scenario, the entire Carolingian period, including the figure of Charlemagne, is a fabrication, with a "phantom time" of 297 years (AD 614–911) added to the Early Middle Ages.

Evidence contradicts the hypothesis and it failed to gain the support of historians, and calendars in other European countries, most of Asia and parts of pre-Columbian America contradict this.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-Dutch-3"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-Foessel-4"><span>[</span>4<span>]</span></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-Muetz-5"><span>[</span>5<span>]</span></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory#cite_note-Adams-6"><span>[</span>6<span>]</span></a>[<em><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citing_sources#Bundling_citations" title="Wikipedia:Citing sources"><span title="This claim has too many footnotes for reading to be smooth. (March 2025)">excessive citations</span></a></em>]


I saw a dude talking about this. Basically the dark ages were a fabrication to some degree. Some say 300,600,1000 years added to the calendar. It is pretty interesting.
plays in to why have 12 months?
52 weeks ÷4weeks=13 months
Why the cattywampus shit?
 
Some governments are trying to protect themselves from big pharma! Why don't they test and report here?
 
Fucking dirty hippie boomers. Not yall early boomers. When I see shit about Woodstock all I see are thousands of Hillary and Bill clintons in the crowd
I'm the last official year of Boomers (1963).

61 now, and the overwhelming majority of people that are my age that I know are MAGA. (Of course I live in Oklahoma, which is the reddest red state in the history of humanity.)
 
I'm the last official year of Boomers (1963).

61 now, and the overwhelming majority of people that are my age that I know are MAGA. (Of course I live in Oklahoma, which is the reddest red state in the history of humanity.

I'm speaking of the fuckers born 1950-55.
Not all hippies were bad. I suppose they did throw of some shackles of the orthodoxy of the times. 15-20yr jackass's that brought about feminism. Which all that did was make another earner for the govt to tax.
Before the hippies you could live on one waste per household
After the hippies it basically takes 2.
 
I watched it in 11th grade chemistry class. The teacher talked about it for weeks.
Day of, wheeled in the tv on a cart… watched it, turned off, wheeled out. Nothing said and got assigned homework.

Not as bad as 15 years later a friend’s 5th grade kid watched people jump from the twin towers because some teacher had to watch the news.
That same kid was blowing mfers up with GTA Liberty City on his PS2.
 
It’s 0325 in central FLA and time to go on a trans Atlantic cruise! Waited 532 days since booking this MFer. If you see a tweet about an international incident of a MAGA man having to “handle” an immigrant in London in the next 2 weeks, start a Go Fund Me for my bail. I’ll try to keep up with the thread as having 3 weeks worth of catching up to do when I get back could be too much to do. Take care boys (and girl) keep being awesome!
Hope you packed some Nole gear and also watch your cornhole over there bro!
 
Millennial here (supposedly). I was 3 and I remember running to the front yard and seeing the debris from the explosion in the sky.
First one was a Tuesday and I doubt anyone saw it from their yard unless the lived near cape Kennedy. Second was a Saturday morning. Feb 1 2003 over Texas and you could see it across north Texas.
 
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I'm speaking of the fuckers born 1950-55.
Not all hippies were bad. I suppose they did throw of some shackles of the orthodoxy of the times. 15-20yr jackass's that brought about feminism. Which all that did was make another earner for the govt to tax.
Before the hippies you could live on one waste per household
After the hippies it basically takes 2.
Born in 55. Those must be boomers from the west coast . MAGA all the way in my part of the country.
 
It’s 0325 in central FLA and time to go on a trans Atlantic cruise! Waited 532 days since booking this MFer. If you see a tweet about an international incident of a MAGA man having to “handle” an immigrant in London in the next 2 weeks, start a Go Fund Me for my bail. I’ll try to keep up with the thread as having 3 weeks worth of catching up to do when I get back could be too much to do. Take care boys (and girl) keep being awesome!
Hope it's not Carnival... Holland was awesome.
 

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