Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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Need some help guys.

Not sure exactly what to do now that we are a football school.

Do I automatically become unhinged and irrational in support of my team? Do I now have to vested in the early signing period? I feel like I've entered a new era.
You need to come up with clever nickname for your coach. Remember how to tie your coach into virtually any subject and how he runs shit.
 
Where in the fuck have you been?
Working, fishing, jerking off into my old gold toe socks, celebrating another Trump win, smoking meat, banging liberal whores and looking at their facial expressions afterwards when telling them who I voted for (they get extra mad when I ask why they haven’t shaved their heads and committed to celibacy, knowing they just had the greatest MAGA deep dicking of their life). You know, normal alpha male American shit.

Edit: rifle season is fixing to start so I will also be in the Conecuh National Forest every weekend slaying deer. Thank you.
 
Working, fishing, jerking off into my old gold toe socks, celebrating another Trump win, smoking meat, banging liberal whores and looking at their facial expressions afterwards when telling them who I voted for (they get extra mad when I ask why they haven’t shaved their heads and committed to celibacy, knowing they just had the greatest MAGA deep dicking of their life). You know, normal alpha male American shit.

Edit: rifle season is fixing to start so I will also be in the Conecuh National Forest every weekend slaying deer. Thank you.
I came.
 

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