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McAuliffe Blames Loss on Low 3AM Ballot Turnout 😂

(https://www.intellectualtakeout.org/assets/3/28/voting_fraud.jpg)

“Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame,” said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. “After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, the votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there.”

“We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots,” said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen. “Let this be a lesson to all Democrat candidates facing an election in this hostile environment full of terrorist parents who don’t want their girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting for Democrats!”

Read 😂😂 Babylon Bee Satire (https://babylonbee.com/news/mcauliffe-blames-loss-on-low-4am-ballot-turnout)

@LibertyOverwatchChannel

Out at Biff Tannen. 🤣
 
McAuliffe Blames Loss on Low 3AM Ballot Turnout 😂

(https://www.intellectualtakeout.org/assets/3/28/voting_fraud.jpg)

“Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame,” said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. “After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, the votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there.”

“We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots,” said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen. “Let this be a lesson to all Democrat candidates facing an election in this hostile environment full of terrorist parents who don’t want their girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting for Democrats!”

Read 😂😂 Babylon Bee Satire (https://babylonbee.com/news/mcauliffe-blames-loss-on-low-4am-ballot-turnout)

@LibertyOverwatchChannel

You sumbitch. We live in crazy enough times I almost believed it.
 
As pointed out earlier, they are scrubbing pages of his existence now.

Earlier today I was able to pull up his profile page here:

Funny how that works
Internet is forever...until some commie scum buys archive.org

 

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