Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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The fact you are unconcerned about admitting to a federal crime and felony tax evasion, and are utterly ignorant of W-2g makes it fairly obvious you made up the entire story.
Never said I wasn’t familiar with a W-2g, there’s a difference.

I won’t post anymore about this bc I’m sure the people reading don’t give a shit.

I’ve been audited multiple times. Will likely happen again especially with 87000 new agents.

Thanks again hall monitor for explaining to everyone our laws and what a crazy criminal I am. We’re all better off now. Truly grateful

Fyi, I typed this while in the car drinking a beer this evening. Please don’t rat me for open container.
 
Never said I wasn’t familiar with a W-2g, there’s a difference.

I won’t post anymore about this bc I’m sure the people reading don’t give a shit.

I’ve been audited multiple times. Will likely happen again especially with 87000 new agents.

Thanks again hall monitor for explaining to everyone our laws and what a crazy criminal I am. We’re all better off now. Truly grateful

You just keep digging the hole deeper.

In my experience, the only people who have been "audited multiple times" are $100 million+ businesses, extremely wealthy individuals, and ministers. None of whom would be concerned about spreading $34,000 bank deposits out or concealing the sale of a car.

I guess you're just extremely unlucky.
 
You just keep digging the hole deeper.

In my experience, the only people who have been "audited multiple times" are $100 million+ businesses, extremely wealthy individuals, and ministers. None of whom would be concerned about spreading $34,000 bank deposits out or concealing the sale of a car.

I guess you're just extremely unlucky.

Or, maybe I had a shitty accountant in my earlier years who did some shady shit and got shut down by the IRS, so now everyone that was a client seems to get flagged every couple of years.

My fault for that choice of that accountant.

But you know it all my man
 



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My point was that it was not a Marilyn Manson original. But, I was incorrect about Johnny writing it so I'll wear my dunce cap now.

Which cap do you get to wear?
The “I know more about music than you know hat”. I also wear the “I make sure I double check my facts before I post on the word wise web” underpants I took from your moms closet after sexing her, ironically enough, to that same song. We did it to the Manson version because we were doing things to each other that would make the angles weep.

Also, if you want to hear the best, Johnny Cash “religious” track from the American Recording period, just this one out. (And no he didn’t write this one either)
 
The “I know more about music than you know hat”. I also wear the “I make sure I double check my facts before I post on the word wise web” underpants I took from your moms closet after sexing her, ironically enough, to that same song. We did it to the Manson version because we were doing things to each other that would make the angles weep.

Also, if you want to hear the best, Johnny Cash “religious” track from the American Recording period, just this one out. (And no he didn’t write this one either)

Ouch, bro.
 
10 years ago I sold my old accord for like four grand and the guy gave me cash. I took it to Bank of America and deposited it. They put a 14 day hold on the cash I had deposited and didn’t even mention it to me. I saw it on the receipt as I was walking out the door. I needed the money and ended up having to close my account with them to get access to the money before two weeks was up. Won’t ever go back. They are the worst.

Anyone banking with large national banks at this point deserves what they get.
 
So you admit intentionally timing deposits to avoid raising any red flags RE taxes and were caught by Regions who was fulfilling their legal due diligence?
Yes because it's none of their fucking business.
I don't know about any of you, but I am getting more and more dejected with the way things are going. Even if we demolish the dems in the midterms, Will our so call reps do anything? Can they do anything? Will they have the balls to do anything? I am just sick of the fucking games. I want my country back. If by force, then so be it!
No they won't. They will do more than what they have done in the past but nowhere close to what they should.
It isn't the banks' fault. Purposely structuring deposits to avoid generating a CTR is a federal crime which you just admitted to, IIRC carries with it a $50,000 fine and some jail time. You're fortunate that's the only repercussions.

This is comical coming from you. Mr. Burn Everything Down sticking up for the IRS and big banks.
 
It's kind of funny, if you Google Andrij Melnyk, the jackoff from Ukraine who drew Musk's ire, he has had episodes of "saying the quiet part out loud" before, causing Ukraine to officially step back from his commentary. I bet he's reflecting the true heart of that country's leadership a little better than they would like here too.
 
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