• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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MortgageHorn said:
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None of my Texas teachers looked like her or did that to students.
 
GarneT&GolD1978 said:
1) massive forehead

2) receding hairline - bald within 8 years

3) eyes way too far apart

4) her face looks like someone made a claymation character and then sat on it.

5) She has the eyeballs of a field mouse

6) nose is like 95% of the length of her entire face and is oddly placed along with her lower lip and enormous donkey teeth. Absolutely disgusting front facing presentation.

7) what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows and eye lashes. Her entire face is manufactured. She likely smells like a stick of zinc sunscreen and between the hours of 0500-0700 would be mistaken as a man…

8) In the bottom pic, her face looks like someone took a Disney animation of a mouse and transposed it on the face of a 13 year old little boy. She quite literally has one of the most fucked up looking faces I’ve ever seen.

9) what’s going on the crotch area on the top pic? Is that a penis? Hilarious.

10) she has weird upper abs. Are those real? I bet she’s a blast at the buffet. Her entire mid-section looks manly. Is she a man?

11) LOL at those insanely wide hips. It’s like ok - we get it. You have that hour glass shape. Too bad her face looks like the underside of my cock head.

12) tits are decent. Good job on the tits.

All in all, she’s absolutely hideous, has too much make up on, likely smells like pure shit all the time, and her pussy tastes like an Arby’s beef and cheese sandwich. Disgusting. No thanks…

Over…
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Damn dude, this is pure evil, I hope you never have a daughter.

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GarneT&GolD1978 said:
1) massive forehead

2) receding hairline - bald within 8 years

3) eyes way too far apart

4) her face looks like someone made a claymation character and then sat on it.

5) She has the eyeballs of a field mouse

6) nose is like 95% of the length of her entire face and is oddly placed along with her lower lip and enormous donkey teeth. Absolutely disgusting front facing presentation.

7) what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows and eye lashes. Her entire face is manufactured. She likely smells like a stick of zinc sunscreen and between the hours of 0500-0700 would be mistaken as a man…

8) In the bottom pic, her face looks like someone took a Disney animation of a mouse and transposed it on the face of a 13 year old little boy. She quite literally has one of the most fucked up looking faces I’ve ever seen.

9) what’s going on the crotch area on the top pic? Is that a penis? Hilarious.

10) she has weird upper abs. Are those real? I bet she’s a blast at the buffet. Her entire mid-section looks manly. Is she a man?

11) LOL at those insanely wide hips. It’s like ok - we get it. You have that hour glass shape. Too bad her face looks like the underside of my cock head.

12) tits are decent. Good job on the tits.

All in all, she’s absolutely hideous, has too much make up on, likely smells like pure shit all the time, and her pussy tastes like an Arby’s beef and cheese sandwich. Disgusting. No thanks…

Over…
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But she still is a heir to a billion, so all is better than good
 
GarneT&GolD1978 said:
1) massive forehead

2) receding hairline - bald within 8 years

3) eyes way too far apart

4) her face looks like someone made a claymation character and then sat on it.

5) She has the eyeballs of a field mouse

6) nose is like 95% of the length of her entire face and is oddly placed along with her lower lip and enormous donkey teeth. Absolutely disgusting front facing presentation.

7) what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows and eye lashes. Her entire face is manufactured. She likely smells like a stick of zinc sunscreen and between the hours of 0500-0700 would be mistaken as a man…

8) In the bottom pic, her face looks like someone took a Disney animation of a mouse and transposed it on the face of a 13 year old little boy. She quite literally has one of the most fucked up looking faces I’ve ever seen.

9) what’s going on the crotch area on the top pic? Is that a penis? Hilarious.

10) she has weird upper abs. Are those real? I bet she’s a blast at the buffet. Her entire mid-section looks manly. Is she a man?

11) LOL at those insanely wide hips. It’s like ok - we get it. You have that hour glass shape. Too bad her face looks like the underside of my cock head.

12) tits are decent. Good job on the tits.

All in all, she’s absolutely hideous, has too much make up on, likely smells like pure shit all the time, and her pussy tastes like an Arby’s beef and cheese sandwich. Disgusting. No thanks…

Over…
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All shit that can be overlooked for $3.7 billion.

Lord knows I’ve overlooked more for considerably less, for ~ quarter century at this point.
 
GarneT&GolD1978 said:
1) massive forehead

2) receding hairline - bald within 8 years

3) eyes way too far apart

4) her face looks like someone made a claymation character and then sat on it.

5) She has the eyeballs of a field mouse

6) nose is like 95% of the length of her entire face and is oddly placed along with her lower lip and enormous donkey teeth. Absolutely disgusting front facing presentation.

7) what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows and eye lashes. Her entire face is manufactured. She likely smells like a stick of zinc sunscreen and between the hours of 0500-0700 would be mistaken as a man…

8) In the bottom pic, her face looks like someone took a Disney animation of a mouse and transposed it on the face of a 13 year old little boy. She quite literally has one of the most fucked up looking faces I’ve ever seen.

9) what’s going on the crotch area on the top pic? Is that a penis? Hilarious.

10) she has weird upper abs. Are those real? I bet she’s a blast at the buffet. Her entire mid-section looks manly. Is she a man?

11) LOL at those insanely wide hips. It’s like ok - we get it. You have that hour glass shape. Too bad her face looks like the underside of my cock head.

12) tits are decent. Good job on the tits.

All in all, she’s absolutely hideous, has too much make up on, likely smells like pure shit all the time, and her pussy tastes like an Arby’s beef and cheese sandwich. Disgusting. No thanks…

Over…
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GarneT&GolD1978 said:
1) massive forehead

2) receding hairline - bald within 8 years

3) eyes way too far apart

4) her face looks like someone made a claymation character and then sat on it.

5) She has the eyeballs of a field mouse

6) nose is like 95% of the length of her entire face and is oddly placed along with her lower lip and enormous donkey teeth. Absolutely disgusting front facing presentation.

7) what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows and eye lashes. Her entire face is manufactured. She likely smells like a stick of zinc sunscreen and between the hours of 0500-0700 would be mistaken as a man…

8) In the bottom pic, her face looks like someone took a Disney animation of a mouse and transposed it on the face of a 13 year old little boy. She quite literally has one of the most fucked up looking faces I’ve ever seen.

9) what’s going on the crotch area on the top pic? Is that a penis? Hilarious.

10) she has weird upper abs. Are those real? I bet she’s a blast at the buffet. Her entire mid-section looks manly. Is she a man?

11) LOL at those insanely wide hips. It’s like ok - we get it. You have that hour glass shape. Too bad her face looks like the underside of my cock head.

12) tits are decent. Good job on the tits.

All in all, she’s absolutely hideous, has too much make up on, likely smells like pure shit all the time, and her pussy tastes like an Arby’s beef and cheese sandwich. Disgusting. No thanks…

Over…
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BS. We turn our back for a minute and your on it.
Cuz she spread like the Covid.
 
***ATTENTION***

Those That May Have Arrived Late to This Thread and/or It's Precursors

I Found the Thread That "Red-Pilled" Not That I Wasn't Already a Conservative

But Here is a Post From the Old "Main Board"

The One That Took Me Down The Rabbit Hole

It Explains VEGAS Except the Color of the Curtains

It Was Posted November 12, 2017

Explains Q Really Well

Even If You Have Read - I Read It Again From Time to Time

Enjoy

Our Roots

Edit When You Get to Bottom of Reading - Click on "More Links" The Thread Keeps Going and Going
 
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MortgageHorn said:
***ATTENTION***

Those That May Have Arrived Late to This Thread and/or It's Precursors

I Found the Thread That "Red-Pilled" Not That I Wasn't Already a Conservative

But Here is a Post From the Old "Main Board"

The One That Took Me Down The Rabbit Hole

It Explains VEGAS Except the Color of the Curtains

It Was Posted November 12, 2017

Explains Q Really Well

Even If You Have Read - I Read It Again From Time to Time

Enjoy

Our Roots
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I feel like a kid again....thanks !!
 

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