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[Liquid Reigns]

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So does Vaush




"I want to fuck a woman as a horse"

 

[shiv]

 

[Mungri]

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I let my AIs sexually abuse me.

 

[Rebarcock.]

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Everytime I feel the thud in my asshole I wonder the exact same thing. Never when I'm blowing him though. Isn't that an oddity

 

[Rebarcock.]

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One time I fucked my sister's goldfish bowl. Looked like a hurricane down there

 

[shiv]

Everytime I feel the thud in my asshole I wonder the exact same thing. Never when I'm blowing him though. Isn't that an oddity

That is pretty strange

 

[TheFiend]

That is pretty strange

Sure is.

Hey have you ever had a random eyeless hedgehog following ya 'round while mowin' the lawn?

Happened this avo.
Every time I chucked the little cunt over in the neighbors paddock...5 minutes later—BOOM!, it'd be back again, dartin' across the yard straight at me, or at the sound of the mower.
Dunno what it's deal is. Rabies perhaps....fuck nose, butt I like the idea of having a blind personal attack hedgehog, so I locked it in the shed.
Anyways, gott dang I'm like, mad thirsty right now.....c'ept for some reason ever since this avo I've apparently become terrified of water....

 

[shiv]

Sure is.

Hey have you ever had a random eyeless hedgehog following ya 'round while mowin' the lawn?

Happened this avo.
Every time I chucked the little cunt over in the neighbors paddock...5 minutes later—BOOM!, it'd be back again, dartin' across the yard straight at me, or at the sound of the mower.
Dunno what it's deal is. Rabies perhaps....fuck nose, butt I like the idea of having a blind personal attack hedgehog, so I locked it in the shed.
Anyways, gott dang I'm like, mad thirsty right now.....c'ept for some reason ever since this avo I've apparently become terrified of water....

That’s a pretty good @Rebarcock.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sure is.

Hey have you ever had a random eyeless hedgehog following ya 'round while mowin' the lawn?

Happened this avo.
Every time I chucked the little cunt over in the neighbors paddock...5 minutes later—BOOM!, it'd be back again, dartin' across the yard straight at me, or at the sound of the mower.
Dunno what it's deal is. Rabies perhaps....fuck nose, butt I like the idea of having a blind personal attack hedgehog, so I locked it in the shed.
Anyways, gott dang I'm like, mad thirsty right now.....c'ept for some reason ever since this avo I've apparently become terrified of water....

I fucking hate them and moles. Throw coffee grounds around. They don't like that. Also you can squirter them w dish detergent like dawn mixed w water.

 

[TheFiend]

I fucking hate them and moles. Throw coffee grounds around. They don't like that. Also you can squirter them w dish detergent like dawn mixed w water.

Yeah moles suck.
Used to have one on my back that looked like an African nipple.

Speaking of soapy water and back nips.

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Geezuz cripes, by the sheer state of it, I'm guessin' O'gremlins be packin' like, 8ish back nips... whatever the case they look a bit more agile and potentially cuntified than the googly eye'd drop bears down ear aye...

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[Rebarcock.]

Yeah moles suck.
Used to have one on my back that looked like an African nipple.

Speaking of soapy water and back nips.

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Geezuz cripes, by the sheer state of it, I'm guessin' O'gremlins be packin' like, 8ish back nips... whatever the case they look a bit more agile and potentially cuntified than the googly eye'd drop bears down ear aye...

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I was talking about ground moles and hedge hogs. Not your jew body moles and whores that don't move like a hedge hog

 

[TheFiend]

I was talking about ground moles and hedge hogs. Not your jew body moles and whores that don't move like a hedge hog

...yeah alright, so back nips aside, ain't hedgewhores just ground unbound tunnel jews with spikes?

Regardless, how'd you guys get on with the tunnel jews in your parents yard? Did ya'z end up gassin' the little bastards?

 

[Rebarcock.]

...yeah alright, so back nips aside, ain't hedgewhores just ground unbound tunnel jews with spikes?

Regardless, how'd you guys get on with the tunnel jews in your parents yard? Did ya'z end up gassin' the little bastards?

We tunneled the jew thru a network of non Jesuit cunts if I was told properly

 

[Rebarcock.]

Aye fiend I wanna visit and surf and mine opals in the same day Mate.


I do wanna visit your Barracks of a continent. I know they love blue eyed Yankee liars. I'm not a Yankee. I do a Yankee by myself. You dont?

 

[TheFiend]

Aye fiend I wanna visit and surf and mine opals in the same day Mate.

Could do both by lunchtime, but that'd be after a brief flight across the ditch, coz them Aussies are hoardin' all the opals and the gnarly surfin' spots.
If ya ain't keen on that though, ya can get to the beach from any point in NZ under roughly an hour tops, and there's plenty of Pounamu(Jade) strewn up & down the islands too, just don't let the Māoris see ya takin' any or they'll prolly break out the old "Ka maté, ka maté, kōra kōra" fuckin' haka bullshit.

I do wanna visit your Barracks of a continent. I know they love blue eyed Yankee liars. I'm not a Yankee. I do a Yankee by myself. You dont?

Yeah nah I'm too lazy, and the local girls're always keen to lend a hand aye.