Canada Releases Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves

[FreeMiner]

Really? FFS. Like who even knew?
Biden releases strategic oil reserves. And the Elected Queenie Thingy Juthtin Trudeau the lisping, part time drama queen PM of Cuba North releases Strategic Maple Syrup.

I guess we should be thankful he didn't soil himself like Old Joe at the Vatican.

 

[shiv]

Trouble in leafland

 

[PleasureMoose]

been waiting for a leaf thread to post this

 

[shiv]

been waiting for a leaf thread to post this
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[PleasureMoose]

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This is now a Canada hate thread

 

[22*43*51]

 

[shiv]

This is now a Canada hate thread

 

[22*43*51]

 

[shiv]

 

[PleasureMoose]

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I just noticed the detail he put into his right hand

 

[TJHall1]

 

[Overwatch]

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*3rd in population.

 

[FreeMiner]

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I read an excellent burn on him, and why Canadian women vote for him. The author thinks it is the "Luxuriant Hair, The Weeping, and the Lisping"

Juthin know what's Red and Bad For Your Teeth? A Fucking Brick. Another greasy politician that needs a brick in the mouth.

 

[Sgfeer]

The important question, why was it in reserve to begin with. Big maple artificially keeping prices high

 

[shiv]

I read an excellent burn on him, and why Canadian women vote for him. The author thinks it is the "Luxuriant Hair, The Weeping, and the Lisping"

Juthin know what's Red and Bad For Your Teeth? A Fucking Brick. Another greasy politician that needs a brick in the mouth.

I like you OP

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Really? FFS. Like who even knew?
Biden releases strategic oil reserves. And the Elected Queenie Thingy Juthtin Trudeau the lisping, part time drama queen PM of Cuba North releases Strategic Maple Syrup.

I guess we should be thankful he didn't soil himself like Old Joe at the Vatican.

Is this a Babylon Bee article?

 

[shiv]

Is this a Babylon Bee article?

Absolutely not. I saw this shit last night

 

[Cre8ive]

Really? FFS. Like who even knew?
Biden releases strategic oil reserves. And the Elected Queenie Thingy Juthtin Trudeau the lisping, part time drama queen PM of Cuba North releases Strategic Maple Syrup.

I guess we should be thankful he didn't soil himself like Old Joe at the Vatican.

I thought that headline was a joke!

 

[QuanChi]

RELEASE THE SYRUP!!!!!!!

 

[STMF2X]

 

[PleasureMoose]

RELEASE THE SYRUP!!!!!!!

 

[shiv]

Perfect gif placement

 

[ajcgn]

been waiting for a leaf thread to post this
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[Detective John Kimble]

I think Biden shut down the trans Vermont-Canadian maple pipeline. LGB.

 

[PleasureMoose]

@FreeMiner

 

[shiv]

The important question, why was it in reserve to begin with. Big maple artificially keeping prices high

 

[shiv]

@FreeMiner

We are gonna need more syrup fast

 

[FreeMiner]

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ever since that fight, he has been lisping and weeping

 

[FreeMiner]

We are gonna need more syrup fast

Johnson Breakfast sausage is desperate

 

[FreeMiner]

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It's the FROGs they hoard goat cheeze eggs you name it, especially poutine fries.

 

[FreeMiner]

Perfect gif placement

Don't laugh my friend, those Canny Frogs even have Maple Whiskey and Liqueur. Worse than Southern Comfort.

Canadian whisky with maple - coureur des bois

A typical Canadian alcohol that blends the strength of a Canadian whisky with the exceptional taste of pure maple syrup. A pure spirit of Quebec terroir

www.maple-flavour.com

 

[PleasureMoose]

It's the FROGs they hoard goat cheeze eggs you name it, especially poutine fries.

right yeah idk what any of that shit is but it sounds delicious. Is there a truffle pig shortage too?

 

[PleasureMoose]

Don't laugh my friend, those Canny Frogs even have Maple Whiskey and Liqueur. Worse than Southern Comfort.

Canadian whisky with maple - coureur des bois

A typical Canadian alcohol that blends the strength of a Canadian whisky with the exceptional taste of pure maple syrup. A pure spirit of Quebec terroir

www.maple-flavour.com

 

[FreeMiner]

You spelled licker wrong....Ha Ha Ha