Can you shit and piss at the EAXCT same time

[JerBearr]

You can only see the poll results if you vote. Be HONEST. This is a no judgment zone....wait lmfao neverminded. You'll probably definitely be judged no matter what your answer is.

 

[JerBearr]

I voted no. My body is a worthless piece of organic matter

 

[Taggart]

I've never really thought about it but I voted no. Though if I had the shits I don't feel like it would be an issue.

 

[JerBearr]

I've never really thought about it but I voted no. Though if I had the shits I don't feel like it would be an issue.

fucking weirdo

 

[TJHall1]

Every time.

 

[JerBearr]

Every time.

Care to explain how?

 

[Croot_Overlord]

Can’t wait till my next shit to find out

 

[Cletusnow]

We talking same sitting or piss and shit falling in unison?

 

[Cletusnow]

If it’s the latter then you got some serious problems. The nerves and muscles that control the bladder and the bowel work together but not in sync.

 

[TJHall1]

Care to explain how?

I sit down and begin pissing and shitting at the same time. It just happens I guess.

 

[hatchdaddy]

If it’s the latter then you got some serious problems. The nerves and muscles that control the bladder and the bowel work together but not in sync.

We've evolved passed your own mortal limits. Imagine not being able to piss out of your ass

 

[ChicagoFats]

I’m here for the piss and shit team. Not so sure what’s so complicated. Quite satisfying now that I think about it.

 

[absoluteUnit]

I haven’t taken a piss in over a year. I just diarrhea constantly

 

[Chief_Trojan]

I can blow a load and shit at the same time...what do I win?

 

[TopHook]

best feeling in the world.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I haven’t taken a piss in over a year. I just diarrhea constantly

Doctor?

I feel sorry for people like you. I have an iron stomach, not much can fuck me up.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Doctor?

I feel sorry for people like you. I have an iron stomach, not much can fuck me up.

No I’m not a doctor

 

[ChicagoFats]

No I’m not a doctor

Have you gone to the doctor to figure out why you can’t form a normal shit?

 

[hatchdaddy]

Have you gone to the doctor to figure out why you can’t form a normal shit?

He doesn't need a doctor. He just needs to man up and poop like the rest of us.

 

[TJHall1]

Doctor?

I feel sorry for people like you. I have an iron stomach, not much can fuck me up.

My stomach is absolutely fucked. Rarely a day I don't diarrhea.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Have you gone to the doctor to figure out why you can’t form a normal shit?

Never thought about that to be honest. Might not be a bad idea

 

[pleaseclap]

I’ve pissed, shit, and puked at the same time. Must be amateur hour. I’ll come back later.

 

[America 1st]

/// In for 2 at the same damn time ///

 

[absoluteUnit]

/// In for 2 at the same damn time ///

Woah hoho! Racism much?

 

[ChicagoFats]

I’ve pissed, shit, and puked at the same time. Must be amateur hour. I’ll come back later.

I believe this is called “The Bulldog”?

 

[America 1st]

Woah hoho! Racism much?

It could be argued not doing both *at the same damn time* is a lil racist...

 

[Cletusnow]

I’ve pissed, shit, and puked at the same time. Must be amateur hour. I’ll come back later.

...if you can piss, shit, vomit, and nut at the same time we’ll deify you.

 

[RKirkD]

If you eat at the wrong taco truck you can puke, shit and piss repeatedly all at once.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Technically I think I could but usually do not unless it is some explosive diarrhea

 

[JerBearr]

I've never had explosive diarrhea. Usually mine is contained but I imagine it like loose fire hydrant just spewing it's insides out

 

[absoluteUnit]

I've never had explosive diarrhea. Usually mine is contained but I imagine it like loose fire hydrant just spewing it's insides out

It’s quite nice

 

[Joe Kings]

Human nature OP thats why it is called poopee. I have to go poopee (#2). you poop and pee at the same time

 

[RaiderRedTTU]

OP asking the real questions; I’ve always wondered if others were the same ha. Usually I’ll start pissing, shit comes and piss stops, poop is done and piss resumes. It’s the damndest thing.

 

[JerBearr]

OP asking the real questions; I’ve always wondered if others were the same ha. Usually I’ll start pissing, shit comes and piss stops, poop is done and piss resumes. It’s the damndest thing.

I usually piss my entire bladder and then poop my entire intestine.

 

[CBradSmith]

OP asking the real questions; I’ve always wondered if others were the same ha. Usually I’ll start pissing, shit comes and piss stops, poop is done and piss resumes. It’s the damndest thing.

Asked my dad about this when I was around 9 years old.

He had no intelligent response.

 

[laterallyshaking]

I can blow a load and shit at the same time...what do I win?

You've already won, patriot.

 

[Viking]

add a sneeze and you got the trifecta. SKOL!

 

[quickfeet]

You've already won, patriot.

America is safe for one more day. Thanks @Chief_Trojan

 

[Nayat]

It Is possible to pee and not poop, but not possible to poop without peeing.

 

[AC2020]

The answer is yes.