AWA OR PBA

[TopHook]

Or

 

[BurntJ]

HO LEE CHIT.....

Is there PROFESSION Whiffle Ball? IF SO...IM FUCKIN IN!

Already trying to get on the Pro PUTT PUTT Circuit.

(Don't wanna do corn hole...as they frown upon gambling and the ONLY way im good is by DRUNK GAMBLING at tailgates.)

 

[TopHook]

HO LEE CHIT.....

Is there PROFESSION Whiffle Ball? IF SO...IM FUCKIN IN!

Already trying to get on the Pro PUTT PUTT Circuit.

(Don't wanna do corn hole...as they frown upon gambling and the ONLY way im good is by DRUNK GAMBLING at tailgates.)

The masters of putt putt is in my neighborhood. Hawaiian rumble.

 

[BurntJ]

The masters of putt putt is in my neighborhood. Hawaiian rumble.

Bro....I may be staying with you if I can somehow get an entry. Yore Golf Cart will be perfect to get OUR HAMMERED ASSES AROUND.....

AND YES IM BUYING!!!

 

[BurntJ]

JFC.... @TopHook may have just changed my life forever!! I put the masters of putt putt into the google machine.....and.....

https://www.prominigolf.com/tournaments/masters/sign-up-for-masters/

 

[TopHook]

JFC.... @TopHook may have just changed my life forever!! I put the masters of putt putt into the google machine.....and.....

https://www.prominigolf.com/tournaments/masters/sign-up-for-masters/

That shit is serious. Drones and cameras everywhere.

 

[TopHook]

JFC.... @TopHook may have just changed my life forever!! I put the masters of putt putt into the google machine.....and.....

https://www.prominigolf.com/tournaments/masters/sign-up-for-masters/

I've already have the shirt made.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Damn, Pickleball dude was 96 and moving like a champ!

 

[TopHook]

@BurntJ

 

[Rebarcock.]

No one hear knows sh it about putt putt.
I used to shark the tourists on the windmill. I'd buy masters girl lollipops and X w the money

The masters of putt putt is in my neighborhood. Hawaiian rumble.

 

[TopHook]

Bro....I may be staying with you if I can somehow get an entry. Yore Golf Cart will be perfect to get OUR HAMMERED ASSES AROUND.....

AND YES IM BUYING!!!

You can stay at seafoam our vacation rental right across the street in the Hill two blocks from the beach, bring the fam.

 

[22*43*51]

Pickleball is really the proper (and more entertaining) use for tennis courts.

@MortgageHorn

 

[22*43*51]

Stay safe out there.

 

[BurntJ]

You can stay at seafoam our vacation rental right across the street in the Hill two blocks from the beach, bring the fam.

So I’m in yore area (used term loosely….)….JFC. I’m in Lumberton for work…..and am wondering……is the closest Strip Club (for people that have NEVER entered a home on wheels) Myrtle Beach….. Ir so, is it really 1 hour drive…..and will there be 1 (I need a name) that a distinguished gentleman such as myself can be seen in?


NOT asking for a friend!!


@Rebarcock. can help too BUT I do defer to @Gus ….and I guess @TopHook too.

 

[Gus]

So I’m in yore area (used term loosely….)….JFC. I’m in Lumberton for work…..and am wondering……is the closest Strip Club (for people that have NEVER entered a home on wheels) Myrtle Beach….. Ir so, is it really 1 hour drive…..and will there be 1 (I need a name) that a distinguished gentleman such as myself can be seen in?


NOT asking for a friend!!


@Rebarcock. can help too BUT I do defer to @Gus ….and I guess @TopHook too.

Took a stroll there last night. Tell the girls at the crazy horse Gus Bo says let me lick your taco. If they say do you want hot sauce you're in.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Took a stroll there last night. Tell the girls at the crazy horse Gus Bo says let me lick your taco. If they say do you want hot sauce you're in.

 

[TopHook]

No one hear knows sh it about putt putt.
I used to shark the tourists on the windmill. I'd buy masters girl lollipops and X w the money

Which one?

 

[TopHook]

So I’m in yore area (used term loosely….)….JFC. I’m in Lumberton for work…..and am wondering……is the closest Strip Club (for people that have NEVER entered a home on wheels) Myrtle Beach….. Ir so, is it really 1 hour drive…..and will there be 1 (I need a name) that a distinguished gentleman such as myself can be seen in?


NOT asking for a friend!!


@Rebarcock. can help too BUT I do defer to @Gus ….and I guess @TopHook too.

Find someone that looks like an Indian and call them a lumbie.

 

[TopHook]

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Dude ain't lying. The wake up at 3am pisses me off. If I had a ring door bell.

 

[BurntJ]

Find someone that looks like an Indian and call them a lumbie.

Wtf does this mean…..this some kinda TRANNY answer? WTF is joining on in scjrjr?

 

[TopHook]

Wtf does this mean…..this some kinda TRANNY answer? WTF is joining on in scjrjr?

Which Carolina you in?
Sounds like you in the wrong one.
Still close tho.

 

[BurntJ]

Which Carolina you in?
Sounds like you in the wrong one.
Still close tho.

So….I’ve always stayed (in my lane…if you will) on the sideline when it came to yore Civil War (North vs South Carolina)….

Welp….tonight I’ve joined yore side declared FULL WAR against the faggit North!!! These tuckers in the COMMUNIST CONFINES OF NORTH CAROLINA…..don’t sell Liquor after 9pm??? WTF is this bullshit….

Worse the illiterate fucks at the shitty gas station….LOOKED AT ME AS IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME FOR ASKING WHERE THE CLOSEST LIQOUR STORE WAS THAT WAS OPEN AFTER 9PM. Best part…..poor customer is spending all his fuckin money on lottery tix….and cashier and that POS look at me like IM THE FUCKIN RETARD!

Fuck this entire POS state….

 

[BurntJ]

NC should LOSE their statehood over this BULLSHIT!

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

So….I’ve always stayed (in my lane…if you will) on the sideline when it came to yore Civil War (North vs South Carolina)….

Welp….tonight I’ve joined yore side declared FULL WAR against the faggit North!!! These tuckers in the COMMUNIST CONFINES OF NORTH CAROLINA…..don’t sell Liquor after 9pm??? WTF is this bullshit….

Worse the illiterate fucks at the shitty gas station….LOOKED AT ME AS IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME FOR ASKING WHERE THE CLOSEST LIQOUR STORE WAS THAT WAS OPEN AFTER 9PM. Best part…..poor customer is spending all his fuckin money on lottery tix….and cashier and that POS look at me like IM THE FUCKIN RETARD!

Fuck this entire POS state….

Hate to break it to ya 'padna, but liquor stores close at 7pm here in SC ...but we do appreciate yore joining us in the fight against the commie faggits to the north

 

[BurntJ]

Hate to break it to ya 'padna, but liquor stores close at 7pm here in SC ...but we do appreciate yore joining us in the fight against the commie faggits to the north

WTF is wrong with you people…..


I have to consume LARGE AMOUNT OF LIQUOR….just to make it through a night in these states…..and yet they won’t sell me said liquor at a reasonable fucking time….

If this is America…..I don’t want to be AMERICAN!!!

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

WTF is wrong with you people…..


I have to consume LARGE AMOUNT OF LIQUOR….just to make it through a night in these states…..and yet they won’t sell me said liquor at a reasonable fucking time….

If this is America…..I don’t want to be AMERICAN!!!

Gotta go 4Loko gold in a pinch, bruh!


Applebee's might be open

 

[BurntJ]

Gotta go 4Loko gold in a pinch, bruh!


Applebee's might be open

They are closed too….’

Maybe Putin will take over the Carolina’s when he gets done with Ukraine…..

Atleast then I could get some fuckin alcohol…..albeit Vodka (which I don’t NORMALLY drink)

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

They are closed too….’

Maybe Putin will take over the Carolina’s when he gets done with Ukraine…..

Atleast then I could get some fuckin alcohol…..albeit Vodka (which I don’t NORMALLY drink)

Gotta plan ahead when you're put in the sticks, my nig...

 

[Rebarcock.]

Whitch place? It doesnt matter. From Garden City to little River neck is okay any of em.Hawaiian Rumble is good shit. We didnthe Rebar on it

Hey im gonna message you for and outfit selling welding and fab stuff. Itll give you an idea for costs and what's out there

Which one?

 

[Rebarcock.]

T

So I’m in yore area (used term loosely….)….JFC. I’m in Lumberton for work…..and am wondering……is the closest Strip Club (for people that have NEVER entered a home on wheels) Myrtle Beach….. Ir so, is it really 1 hour drive…..and will there be 1 (I need a name) that a distinguished gentleman such as myself can be seen in?


NOT asking for a friend!!


@Rebarcock. can help too BUT I do defer to @Gus ….and I guess @TopHook too.

the Master's Gentlemen's club .

Ask for Kerri the Bartender.. Tell her you know Pat the steel guy. You are welcome in advance