Ass Wipers

[Cletusnow]

Are you:
A leaner
A stander
Front to back
Back to front

 

[sanction]

I use a sponge

Put it in the dishwasher. Saves money

 

[Oler Ted]

Honestly I mix it all up. Not a stander most of the time unless I really cant get it, but I would say I’m a pretty dynamic ass wiper

 

[absoluteUnit]

I use a sponge

Put it in the dishwasher. Saves money

Wow that seems pretty advanced

 

[absoluteUnit]

Metamucil and fish oil. Don’t even need to wipe

 

[sanction]

Wow that seems pretty advanced

Just doing my part for the environment

It’s not for everyone

 

[milktoast]

I use a sponge

Put it in the dishwasher. Saves money

That is fucking gross

 

[sanction]

That is fucking gross

No it’s not. Modern dishwashers have a sterilization feature.

 

[milktoast]

I wipe front to back like a normal person. I don’t want shit getting in my taint

 

[OPD77]

Front to back...1/4 to 1/2 a roll if necessary then final clean up with wet wipes.

#havingthecleanestassholeontfsffeelsgoodman

 

[grimm515]

I usually try to plan my shits so I can just jump in the shower afterwards. If I do have to shit at work, it's wet wipes from back to front until it's clean, then front to back until it's clean. I like my ass clean and fresh.

 

[America 1st]

Eye yewz a Northshore Megamax then shower once I’m done watching whatever it is eye was watch. Know knead two ever wipe that weigh.

 

[tiderollsonu]

wtf wipes standing up? Cawt Damn psychopath

 

[shiv]

Bidet all the way

 

[Cletusnow]

Any between the legs faggots here?

 

[OPD77]

Bidet all the way

I had one at my old bachelor pad and never used it. There was just something about a water jet shooting at/into my arsehole, very unappealing.

 

[QuanChi]

Any between the legs faggots here?

Sometimes you just got to hit it at that angle to get clean

 

[shiv]

I had one at my old bachelor pad and never used it. There was just something about a water jet shooting at/into my arsehole, very unappealing.

Your loss

 

[OPD77]

Your loss

I'll take the "L"

 

[shiv]

wtf wipes standing up? Cawt Damn psychopath

 

[Cletusnow]

Leaners are just lazy fuks.

 

[Uncle Muscles]

I just shit in my pants. Once you take the diaper pill there is no going back

 

[Cletusnow]

That’s a fukked up article! Says to reach behind to wipe. Can’t even get my hand between the seat and my ass. If I scoot up enough to do that my junk will be hanging off the front of the toilet seat. Not to mention you have to be some sort of contortionist to do that.

 

[shiv]

That’s a fukked up article! Says to reach behind to wipe. Can’t even get my hand between the seat and my ass. If I scoot up enough to do that my junk will be hanging off the front of the toilet seat. Not to mention you have to be some sort of contortionist to do that.

Better start doing yoga

 

[PleasureMoose]

That’s a fukked up article! Says to reach behind to wipe. Can’t even get my hand between the seat and my ass. If I scoot up enough to do that my junk will be hanging off the front of the toilet seat. Not to mention you have to be some sort of contortionist to do that.

I just sit on toilet reverse cowgirl like it was intended

 

[khael-hawk]

Bidet all the way

 

[madman71]

Bidet all the way

This man gets it.

 

[GarnetPild]

I just sit on toilet reverse cowgirl like it was intended

 

[shiv]

I just sit on toilet reverse cowgirl like it was intended

Reverse cowgirl tank in the face

 

[PleasureMoose]

Reverse cowgirl tank in the face

the only way to take a Sir Harrington

 

[shiv]

the only way to take a Sir Harrington
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Fuck it I can’t get the link to work. Was trying to post the SP clip

 

[MIZCDB]

Any between the legs faggots here?

 

[BigBucnNole]

Ass to mouth.

 

[grimm515]

Just had one of the coveted "no look" shits. Came out nice and controlled. Just confidently got up, flushed, and walked away. #clutch

 

[Cletusnow]

Just had one of the coveted "no look" shits. Came out nice and controlled. Just confidently got up, flushed, and walked away. #clutch

 

[absoluteUnit]

Just had one of the coveted "no look" shits. Came out nice and controlled. Just confidently got up, flushed, and walked away. #clutch

Reminded me to go drink some mucil

 

[sanction]

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It’s called a Walk Off.

 

[QuanChi]

Leaners are just lazy fuks.

Usually it’s because they are fat asses

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

Just hire it out...