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Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).
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Chuck 2020
2022 Fantasy ⚾️ 🏆
Do you spit or swallow?
laterallyshaking
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Back in the days of the Face Off movie, starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta, there seemed to be a general understanding that “peach” was a euphemism for vagina. As shown in the line spoken by Cage’s character, “Peach? I could eat a peach for hours.” as he takes a giggling stewardess into his lap to begin the early stages of copulation before the scene cuts.
These days, however, there seems to be a general understanding with younger generations that a peach is representative of a butt. Granted, they also refer to it as “cake”, and a host of other names, making it completely unnecessary to appropriate the word “peach” in the first place, but I digress.
As I believe we are to make our own choices despite the cultural norms, my question for you is this:
Which is it for you? Vagina or Butt?
These days, however, there seems to be a general understanding with younger generations that a peach is representative of a butt. Granted, they also refer to it as “cake”, and a host of other names, making it completely unnecessary to appropriate the word “peach” in the first place, but I digress.
As I believe we are to make our own choices despite the cultural norms, my question for you is this:
Which is it for you? Vagina or Butt?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I like a little taste, but don't care for the whole load
ButtBack in the days of the Face Off movie, starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta, there seemed to be a general understanding that “peach” was a euphemism for vagina. As shown in the line spoken by Cage’s character, “Peach? I could eat a peach for hours.” as he takes a giggling stewardess into his lap to begin the early stages of copulation before the scene cuts.
These days, however, there seems to be a general understanding with younger generations that a peach is representative of a butt. Granted, they also refer to it as “cake”, and a host of other names, making it completely unnecessary to appropriate the word “peach” in the first place, but I digress.
As I believe we are to make our own choices despite the cultural norms, my question for you is this:
Which is it for you? Vagina or Butt?
We talkin an SEC swallow or Big 10 swallow?
laterallyshaking
Elite
I'd have to google. Some kind of Italian lunch meats is what comes to mind. Maybe salami?
No, the pope is a tremendous faggot
I dunno
Well it's unladen, so it isn't the Big 10.
Can I change my answer? I don't mind letting my family down, but Nick Cage is a different story
I’m a Catholic and I agree with this statement.
I always thought all the ritual stuff was super cool about Catholicism. The greet your neighbor shit at traditional protestant churches makes my head want to explode.
Capicola is what you get at Publix or Kroger.
Gabagool is the exact same thing but the real thing.
Chuck 2020
2022 Fantasy ⚾️ 🏆
If you were a tampon, would you prefer to be used by Oprah? Or stuck in a highway rest stop dispenser waiting for a random gash?
Let’s roll the dice and hope I can land some white trash blond
Egg no doubt
How long until I can get pepe t-shirts with my bounty bucks?
laterallyshaking
Elite
It’s never too late to change, brother.
The Rooster came first. Bazinga!
We do need to stand up a shirt shop on the side so we can make some funny ones
You mean like change my gender?
Oh great @Croot_Overlord, you can either fart in unexpected situations with no control over it, or puke everyday at 8:45pm. What you choose dawg?
I already fart in unexpected situations so let’s stick with that.
Although the pukin might help show some pounds
laterallyshaking
Elite
Of course! Those are free diversity points waiting for you to harvest them. Get out there and make dreams come true.
@Croot_Overlord - Do you have enough hair in the crack of your ass to weave an Indian blanket?
No, I’m not super hairy. I’ve got a bit, but not near enough for a blanket, or even a wash cloth really
I wish
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