Ask me anything

[shiv]

Kinda bored tonight, so I’ll do an AMA. If no one asks anything that’s cool too. What you got?

 

[Chuck 2020]

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[laterallyshaking]

Back in the days of the Face Off movie, starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta, there seemed to be a general understanding that “peach” was a euphemism for vagina. As shown in the line spoken by Cage’s character, “Peach? I could eat a peach for hours.” as he takes a giggling stewardess into his lap to begin the early stages of copulation before the scene cuts.

These days, however, there seems to be a general understanding with younger generations that a peach is representative of a butt. Granted, they also refer to it as “cake”, and a host of other names, making it completely unnecessary to appropriate the word “peach” in the first place, but I digress.

As I believe we are to make our own choices despite the cultural norms, my question for you is this:

Which is it for you? Vagina or Butt?

 

[Pillow Pants]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[shiv]

Do you spit or swallow?

I like a little taste, but don't care for the whole load

 

[shiv]

Back in the days of the Face Off movie, starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta, there seemed to be a general understanding that “peach” was a euphemism for vagina. As shown in the line spoken by Cage’s character, “Peach? I could eat a peach for hours.” as he takes a giggling stewardess into his lap to begin the early stages of copulation before the scene cuts.

These days, however, there seems to be a general understanding with younger generations that a peach is representative of a butt. Granted, they also refer to it as “cake”, and a host of other names, making it completely unnecessary to appropriate the word “peach” in the first place, but I digress.

As I believe we are to make our own choices despite the cultural norms, my question for you is this:

Which is it for you? Vagina or Butt?

Butt

 

[shiv]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

We talkin an SEC swallow or Big 10 swallow?

 

[Nape]

What’s the difference between capicola and gabagool?

 

[laterallyshaking]

Butt

Absolute garbage. Nicholas Cage and I are very disappointed in you.

 

[shiv]

What’s the difference between capicola and gabagool?

I'd have to google. Some kind of Italian lunch meats is what comes to mind. Maybe salami?

 

[shiv]

Anyone else getting lag on the site right now? Might be just on my end

 

[Mmal7777]

If a bear shots in the woods, is the popes ass holy?

 

[shiv]

If a bear shots in the woods, is the popes ass holy?

No, the pope is a tremendous faggot

 

[squanchy]

How does a swallow carry a coconut?

 

[shiv]

How does a swallow carry a coconut?

I dunno

 

[Pillow Pants]

We talkin an SEC swallow or Big 10 swallow?

Well it's unladen, so it isn't the Big 10.

 

[shiv]

Absolute garbage. Nicholas Cage and I are very disappointed in you.

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Can I change my answer? I don't mind letting my family down, but Nick Cage is a different story

 

[Chris Farley]

No, the pope is a tremendous faggot

I’m a Catholic and I agree with this statement.

 

[shiv]

I’m a Catholic and I agree with this statement.

I always thought all the ritual stuff was super cool about Catholicism. The greet your neighbor shit at traditional protestant churches makes my head want to explode.

 

[Nape]

I'd have to google. Some kind of Italian lunch meats is what comes to mind. Maybe salami?

Capicola is what you get at Publix or Kroger.

Gabagool is the exact same thing but the real thing.

 

[Chuck 2020]

If you were a tampon, would you prefer to be used by Oprah? Or stuck in a highway rest stop dispenser waiting for a random gash?

 

[shiv]

If you were a tampon, would you prefer to be used by Oprah? Or stuck in a highway rest stop dispenser waiting for a random gash?

Let’s roll the dice and hope I can land some white trash blond

 

[Cyberty]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

 

[shiv]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Egg no doubt

 

[America 1st]

How long until I can get pepe t-shirts with my bounty bucks?

 

[laterallyshaking]

Can I change my answer? I don't mind letting my family down, but Nick Cage is a different story

It’s never too late to change, brother.

 

[Cyberty]

Egg no doubt

The Rooster came first. Bazinga!

 

[shiv]

How long until I can get pepe t-shirts with my bounty bucks?

We do need to stand up a shirt shop on the side so we can make some funny ones

 

[shiv]

It’s never too late to change, brother.

You mean like change my gender?

 

[d-tiger45]

Oh great @Croot_Overlord, you can either fart in unexpected situations with no control over it, or puke everyday at 8:45pm. What you choose dawg?

 

[shiv]

Oh great @Croot_Overlord, you can either fart in unexpected situations with no control over it, or puke everyday at 8:45pm. What you choose dawg?

I already fart in unexpected situations so let’s stick with that.

Although the pukin might help show some pounds

 

[laterallyshaking]

You mean like change my gender?

Of course! Those are free diversity points waiting for you to harvest them. Get out there and make dreams come true.

 

[Cre8ive]

@Croot_Overlord - Do you have enough hair in the crack of your ass to weave an Indian blanket?

 

[shiv]

@Croot_Overlord - Do you have enough hair in the crack of your ass to weave an Indian blanket?

No, I’m not super hairy. I’ve got a bit, but not near enough for a blanket, or even a wash cloth really

 

[Viking]

You ever shave the back of your legs with a cheese grader and then sit in rubbing alcohol? I hate when I do that.

 

[shiv]

You ever shave the back of your legs with a cheese grader and then sit in rubbing alcohol? I hate when I do that.

I wish

 

[Viking]

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