Apocalypse loadout

[weaponoffreedom]

If you could carry 5 things, what would they be?

 

[RHT 3]

Good knife
Good fire starter
Good tent/shelter ( portable of course)
Good 12 gauge ( a slug is just as good as a rifle)
Water purifier

 

[Jayhacker]

Tough choice since I have more than 5 guns.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Water.
Poncho / tarp.
Water filter.
Fire starter.
Hatchet.

 

[Shaun52]

Good knife
Good fire starter
Good tent/shelter ( portable of course)
Good 12 gauge ( a slug is just as good as a rifle)
Water purifier

 

[weaponoffreedom]

so far @Jake Broe Stan and @RHT 3 are correct, no others?

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

1. One of those masturbating machines that spins in circles.
2. Extra batteries.
3. 149 pounds of marijuana.
4. 6 man tent with tent mattress.
5. Rifle

 

[Shaun52]

so far @Jake Broe Stan and @RHT 3 are correct, no others?

@RHT 3 is correct??? Are you a fucking moron?

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

@RHT 3 is correct??? Are you a fucking moron?

Just because you want to pack along a faggot so you can suck his dick doesn’t make it the right answer.

 

[Oler Ted]

Chef Knife
Backpack
Extra Pair of Boots
Very Large Durable Coat
55 gallon drum full of Dukes

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Chef Knife
Backpack
Extra Pair of Boots
Very Large Durable Coat
55 gallon drum full of Dukes

I understand everything except the chefs knife? Why a chefs knife?

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

so far @Jake Broe Stan and @RHT 3 are correct, no others?

Ok, Jake ain’t correct about a mutha fucking thing.

 

[Oler Ted]

I understand everything except the chefs knife? Why a chefs knife?

I want some kind of knife and felt a chef knife would be more fun

 

[RHT 3]

@RHT 3 is correct??? Are you a fucking moron?

You will need every item I listed bro. Or you will be dead soon, especially if you can't drink water.

Food should be a minimal worry long term. Plenty of animals to shoot with buckshot. Or people to eat.

 

[Oler Ted]

1. One of those masturbating machines that spins in circles.
2. Extra batteries.
3. 149 pounds of marijuana.
4. 6 man tent with tent mattress.
5. Rifle

Once the batteries and marijuana run out you’ve got the rifle to blow your brains out. I like it

 

[Shaun52]

You will need every item I listed bro. Or you will be dead soon, especially if you can't drink water.

Food should be a minimal worry long term. Plenty of animals to shoot with buckshot. Or people to eat.

Good knife YES
Good fire starter Maybe
Good tent/shelter ( portable of course) Absolutely not
Good 12 gauge ( a slug is just as good as a rifle) YES
Water purifier Maybe

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I want some kind of knife and felt a chef knife would be more fun

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Once the batteries and marijuana run out you’ve got the rifle to blow your brains out. I like it

I honestly did not think of it that way, but hot damn, that’s the way to go about it.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Good knife YES
Good fire starter Maybe
Good tent/shelter ( portable of course) Absolutely not
Good 12 gauge ( a slug is just as good as a rifle) YES
Water purifier Maybe

 

[hmt5000]

Pistol with 3 spare mags. Pint of bourbon. Knife. water. Box of condoms.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Chef Knife
Backpack
Extra Pair of Boots
Very Large Durable Coat
55 gallon drum full of Dukes

so you are from the south.......no hellmans huh?

 

[weaponoffreedom]

@RHT 3 is correct??? Are you a fucking moron?

guess so

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Or people to eat.

really?

 

[RHT 3]

really?

Bro let's face facts. It's an apocalypse.

Once the canned food and cats and dogs and deer and squirrels and rabbits and duck run out, well............

I wouldn't want to be the only fat kid in the group......

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Once the batteries and marijuana run out you’ve got the rifle to blow your brains out. I like it

He ain’t got no righter

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

He ain’t got no righter

Don’t need one, I know how to make fire.

 

[rebar]

Most that stuff i have in a go bag
Go bag
Guns/ammo
Truck
Dogs
Fishing rods/lures

 

[TopHook]

so you are from the south.......no hellmans huh?

You'd be first on my list.

 

[rebar]

You'd be first on my list.

 

[rebar]

Don’t need one, I know how to make fire.

With sticks or a flint? Ive never trird sticks but ive seen it done. I like to think i could mimic.
I bought 400 lighters and 10 can of butane in 2020. I still have 25 left on the first 50pack i bought. I can do a flint no prob and have it my go bag

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I

With sticks or a flint? Ive never trird sticks but ive seen it done. I like to think i could mimic.
I bought 400 lighters and 10 can of butane in 2020. I still have 25 left on the first 50pack i bought. I can do a flint no prob and have it my go bag

I use my masturbation machine without lube until sparks fly.

 

[rebar]

I

I use my masturbation machine without lube until sparks fly.

I do the same with my hands

 

[rebar]

I

I use my masturbation machine without lube until sparks fly.

Doesnt cost shit

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Doesnt cost shit

Unlimited resource

 

[rebar]

@LafesterMacintosh
I may have missed your joke

 

[weaponoffreedom]

You'd be first on my list.

?

To what? Stuff Dukes mayonaise down my throat?

What a weird person you are.

 

[rebar]

?

To what? Stuff Dukes mayonaise down my throat?

What a weird person you are.

Id stuff my dukes down your gullet but that shit aint full of mayo

 

[TopHook]

?

To what? Stuff Dukes mayonaise down my throat?

What a weird person you are.

Why waste dukes. Stuff that Hellmans shit until you pop.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Why waste dukes. Stuff that Hellmans shit until you pop.

dukes is proper, I agree

 

[TopHook]

dukes is proper, I agree

Okay. I'm watching you.