Anyone over 14 coming to my door to get candy is gonna get dealt a knuckle sammich

[PawPower1981]

Unless it’s a MILF. Then I’ll give her a 4” Charleston Chew

 

[LVRebel]

Speaking of MILF's, I was driving the other day, and saw an SUV with a decal on the back window that said "MILF life" on it. I was with my family (including kids), so didn't say anything about it, but it was funny to see a relatively attractive woman driving it. She was probably early 30's or so, with some young kids in the back. I'm thinking, does she know what that means? If so, that's really weird to have on your car, when your little kids are in it.

 

[Hoppo]

I don't care how old someone is. If they want candy they can have it. Get it the fuck out of my house.

 

[Chuck 2020]

Not sure what the problem is. I hand out free candy all year round