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SignUp Now!Why does "real life" need quotes?I’ve never been with a “real life” woman but as I’ve aged, my attraction towards the bigger women has grown
Please do not ask these kinds of questionsWhy does "real life" need quotes?
Mine was 99’ beach music festival Emerald Isle. 6 of us had rented a house for the week leading up to the all day festival. Partying all week at different places and the night before end up at a party with some girls from Meredeth College. Drunk when I got there I start in on a 190 pounder, cute but big, and huge tits. By the end of the night we were going at it. Woke up the morning to vomit around 5am and noticed that my buds had deserted me. I didn’t have a mobile phone at the time and I’m searching the house trying to find the land line. Finally found the phone and got my friend to come get me and thought I had escaped Scott free. Well, we get to the festival around 10 am and for around 1/2 hour drinking, listening to music, chasing girls, and then guess who shows up. Followed me around all day and cock blocked me with every other woman there. Upside was she brought plenty o beer.
How many Bounty Bucks for her @Croot_Lord
Not fo you....too bookoo, too bookooHow many Bounty Bucks for her @Croot_Lord
No no honey, I wasn’t going to buy it. You see it’s a picture I posted in this really cool Internet forum for all my internet friends to see. They think I’m actually Chris Farley on there! Well it’s called the Free Speech Forum and all the cool kids are on there honey. I even posted a picture of a huge cock earlier! It was hilarious!So I’m sitting on the bus in Disney’s Animal Kingdom and my wife is sitting next to me. I go to pull up the internet on my phone and little do I know that the last thing I searched for was “Japanese sex dolls” for my response in this thread. Tits gets all pissy and I have to explain the thread....thanks Crootn.
I giggledNo no honey, I wasn’t going to buy it. You see it’s a picture I posted in this really cool Internet forum for all my internet friends to see. They think I’m actually Chris Farley on there! Well it’s called the Free Speech Forum and all the cool kids are on there honey. I even posted a picture of a huge cock earlier! It was hilarious!
Got damn it