Alabama in a nutshell

[TJHall1]

Does This Look Like the Face of a 'Bama Man Found Sleeping in a Press Box in a Pile of Chicken Wings, Candy and Meth?

Source - There’s being down and out at the game of life and then there’s being caught sleeping in a press box surrounded by piles of chicken wings, chips, candy and METH! That’s exactly how the Pleasa...

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[tiderollsonu]

Roll Tide

 

[sanction]

I felt like shit at work the next day.

All that chicken grease.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

Not many events in Alabama summarize the populous living there like The Running of the Gumps. Throw in the Mullet Toss and Talladega, for good measure.

 

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[TJHall1]

Not many events in Alabama summarize the populous living there like The Running of the Gumps. Throw in the Mullet Toss and Talladega, for good measure.

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This just blows my mind. I can't even fathom being 50-60 years old and being that big of a faggot fanboy.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

What do Alabama fans and Ole Miss fans have in common?















Neither went to Alabama for college

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[PleasureMoose]

 

[BurntJ]

Roll Tide

Thanks! 1st response says it all......also great job Bammers, yore making yore most illustrious fan smile down.

 

[sanction]

I know her.

Wood.

You wood too

 

[BurntJ]

I’m related to her.

Wood/Have.

You wish but you normies frown on incest.

FIFY….

 

[AgEngDawg]

I know her.

Wood.

You wood too

Absolutely.

Is she that crazy in person?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Thanks! 1st response says it all......also great job Bammers, yore making yore most illustrious fan smile down.

 

[sanction]

Absolutely.

Is she that crazy in person?

She used to work where I work. No, she wasn’t crazy.

She got drunk and went crazy at the ball game.

 

[AgEngDawg]

She used to work where I work. No, she wasn’t crazy.

She got drunk and went crazy at the ball game.

Gotcha! She does look hot.

 

[sanction]

Gotcha! She does look hot.

15 years ago she was really hot.

A guy got laid off for a month over her.

 

[BurntJ]

Weird…. Your reply shows a but when I reply I CAN SEE!

I was going to post this (it doesn’t apply now)

 

[AgEngDawg]

15 years ago she was really hot.

A guy got laid off for a month over her.

What does that mean? How did he get laid off?

 

[sanction]

What does that mean? How did he get laid off?

He was a known pervert. She had a boob job and when she came back to
work she walked in his office to ask him a question

The dumbass picked up a flashlight and turned it’ on and starting pointing the
light at one boob then the other while he’s talking to her.

Finally, he asked her if something was different about her.

She went to Human Resources and he was sent home with no pay
and had to pay for counseling.

If it happened today he would be fired no questions asked.

 

[AgEngDawg]

He was a known pervert. She had a boob job and when she came back to
work she walked in his office to ask him a question

The dumbass picked up a flashlight and turned it’ on and starting pointing the
light at one boob then the other while he’s talking to her.

Finally, he asked her if something was different about her.

She went to Human Resources and he was sent home with no pay
and had to pay for counseling.

If it happened today he would be fired no questions asked.

Yea, that would be a firing immediately.

 

[BurntJ]

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Dem Tittay's.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Dem Tittay's.

 

[BLatta12]

Not many events in Alabama summarize the populous living there like The Running of the Gumps. Throw in the Mullet Toss and Talladega, for good measure.

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This was cancelled in 2020 because of COVID-19 and then for all years to come because of NIL.

 

[BurntJ]

 

[BurntJ]

Not many events in Alabama summarize the populous living there like The Running of the Gumps. Throw in the Mullet Toss and Talladega, for good measure.

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This is THE reason they are champs yearly, NO OTHER fanbase can match their dedication.

I hear (rumor, of course) the day after the Natty the fanbase is required to "GO TO WORK" and add 40 plus pounds each for The Running of the Gumps, of course Bama shut this down just as people were starting to look into this being the "Secret Sauce" to all their titles.

 

[BurntJ]

This just blows my mind. I can't even fathom being 50-60 years old and being that big of a faggot fanboy.

Well, you clearly have NEVER crossed the ALABAMA state line.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

This was cancelled in 2020 because of COVID-19 and then for all years to come because of NIL.

Well thats just a shame. I highly doubt Saban misses that grand spectacle, and it's return isn't high on his pecking order